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Goddamnit, it's hard

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http://games.flabber.nl/orgasm.girl/

So have you guys seen this? Is there any way to obtain some chloroform?

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Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

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Post by Segaholic2 »

Looks like your sexual incompetence translates equivalently on the internet. HAH!

I'm kidding. I haven't played it yet.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

Totally kicked that games ass ages ago. Not really that rewarding, asides from the fact that you gave a virtural woman an orgasm.

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Post by Protodude »

I played that game a while ago, but I don't think I even beat the first level.

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A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

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Post by Zeta »

There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".

It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.

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LOL JOKE

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Post by plasticwingsband »

Zeta wrote:There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".

It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.
Zeta's post count is high.

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Post by Grant »

Yours is comparatively low.

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Indeed. I shall incredulously accept defeat.

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Post by CM August »

Popcorn wrote:Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.
Seems to be a broken link. Was this what you were talking about?

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/g ... mgirl.html

I'm giving up too. That nipple part is bullshit - I actually managed to get the blue candle one time, though I can't even remember how I had got enough points. I think I agree with the Newground comments; the game is too fucking hard.

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Popcorn wrote:Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/g ... mgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

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Post by j-man »

This is a better game.

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Post by chriscaffee »

Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

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Post by Knuckles Dawson »

j-man wrote:This is a better game.

It tis awesome, addicting, and the teabagging is kinda funny.

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Post by Pepperidge »

I managed to do it with the help of the guide, but only got as far as a G rating. I can't find the damn sweet spot.

I'm really curious as to how GG!'s doing with this game.

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I'm waiting for the DS version.

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Post by Pepperidge »

Suit yourself.

I managed to finish it with an A this time. Neat little strategy game overall.

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Pep is a digital girl pimp.

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Post by Green Gibbon! »

In all seroiusness, I think it's the sort of thing that would really work well on the DS. I could imagine playing another stage or two of that before getting bored.

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Post by Delphine »

I agree, actually -- what little I did bother playing made me wish I had a touch screen. Moving the damn mouse back and forth is just boring.

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And Touch pads ARE more responsive, right, Del?

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Post by chriscaffee »

I think it would be cool if the touch screen was used for smiting or something. Like you could be playing as a god or something and you could like smash people with your fingers if they didn't offer you sufficient sacrifice.

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Post by Knuckles Dawson »

Wrath of God


This should tickle your fancy in the meantime, Chris.

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