Goddamnit, it's hard

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:48 pm

http://games.flabber.nl/orgasm.girl/

So have you guys seen this? Is there any way to obtain some chloroform?

Post by **Popcorn** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:54 pm

Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:55 pm

Looks like your sexual incompetence translates equivalently on the internet. HAH!

I'm kidding. I haven't played it yet.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:20 pm

Totally kicked that games ass ages ago. Not really that rewarding, asides from the fact that you gave a virtural woman an orgasm.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:13 pm

I played that game a while ago, but I don't think I even beat the first level.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:16 pm

A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:42 pm

There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".

It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:59 pm

LOL JOKE

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:16 pm

Zeta wrote:There used to be a male version of that game on some Japanese site called "OOO".

It was considerably easier, naturally. But a lot more satisfying.

Zeta's post count is high.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:05 pm

Yours is comparatively low.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:16 pm

Indeed. I shall incredulously accept defeat.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:31 am

Popcorn wrote:Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

Seems to be a broken link. Was this what you were talking about?

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/g ... mgirl.html

I'm giving up too. That nipple part is bullshit - I actually managed to get the blue candle one time, though I can't even remember how I had got enough points. I think I agree with the Newground comments; the game is too fucking hard.

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:29 am

Popcorn wrote:Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/g ... mgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:42 am

This is a better game.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:42 am

Well, I found a walkthrough, but I couldn't even achieve the mythical 'nipple stand'.

http://www.newgrounds.com/collectio...orgasmgirl.html

I'm giving up. I never realised date-rape was this difficult.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:54 am

j-man wrote:This is a better game.

It tis awesome, addicting, and the teabagging is kinda funny.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:44 am

I managed to do it with the help of the guide, but only got as far as a G rating. I can't find the damn sweet spot.

I'm really curious as to how GG!'s doing with this game.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:27 am

I'm waiting for the DS version.

Post by **Pepperidge** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:42 pm

Suit yourself.

I managed to finish it with an A this time. Neat little strategy game overall.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:54 pm

Pep is a digital girl pimp.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:23 pm

In all seroiusness, I think it's the sort of thing that would really work well on the DS. I could imagine playing another stage or two of that before getting bored.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:35 pm

I agree, actually -- what little I did bother playing made me wish I had a touch screen. Moving the damn mouse back and forth is just boring.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:37 pm

And Touch pads ARE more responsive, right, Del?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:38 pm

I think it would be cool if the touch screen was used for smiting or something. Like you could be playing as a god or something and you could like smash people with your fingers if they didn't offer you sufficient sacrifice.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:51 pm

Wrath of God

This should tickle your fancy in the meantime, Chris.