Boobies! [this post has become so unbelievably not worksafe]

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No, more boobies.

Sengoku Blaede was all the more hilarious because of the size of her lumps. The sprite made it look like she was using them as floatation devices.

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Yeah, I don't really care. Knock yourself out.

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I know Koyori and Marion (who I don't find appealing, but I bet Silv does), but who are the other two hidden chicks? The evil-looking ones? I assume they're villains in some other Psikyo games, but I can't identify them.

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Now that I think about it, boobies are fairly common in games. Although Chun-li made it mainstream, even she wasn't the first. Asses are outright common, so the next logical step is full frontal. How much longer must we wait for a clear bush shot, and who will be the digital vixen to lead the way?

Although I imagine it would be pretty difficult to model a convincing set of polygonal pubes.

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Okay, I'll admit I was a little off with the Booth Babes.

So how's this:
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Now, to think about it, why there's so much pedophile hentai in Japan?
self-note:durr! if it's hentai, of course it's in Japan!!

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DarkPrime wrote:Okay, I'll admit I was a little off with the Booth Babes.

So how's this:
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Foosball is sexy. Check out the body on the blonde guy on the far left. RAWR.

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Now, to think about it, why there's so much pedophile hentai in Japan?
self-note:durr! if it's hentai, of course it's in Japan!!
What the fuck? There's paedophile hentail in Japan because it's in Japan? How does that explain things?

However, there is a reason. Those crazy over-repressed Japanese blur out all of the sex organs in EVERYTHING. Even actual pornography. It's this sort of sexual repression that problably leads to porno featuring girls getting raped by mutant tentacles.

Anyways, back on the subject of the kiddy-thing - see, the Japanese decided to censor adult reproductive organs in hentai. Of course, this shitty decision had an obvious flaw - they specified ADULT. Thus, there was an explosion of Shota (Little Boy) and Lolita (Little Girl) pornography. Those silly Japanese and their loopholes.

I honestly think that if they could just watch regular, un-blurred porn - 90% of the nation's erotic art would drop down to a more reasonable level - no more little girls having octopi exploit their orifices. Because - ya' know - those geeks drawing the hentai art would actually know what two adult humans having sex would look like.

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From the "FFVII spin-off" topic:

(Brazillian Cara)I know sum' links for FFVII hentais. Anyone interested?(Brazillian Cara)
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Well, too bad for you.

http://www.anr1.hpg.ig.com.br/hentai-ex ... tasy_2.htm
(good:Tifa and Roofy; bad:too many acessories)

http://www.anr1.hpg.ig.com.br/hentai-ex ... tasy_4.htm
(good:Roofy alone; bad:it's kinda sad)

http://www.anr1.hpg.ig.com.br/hentai-ex ... tasy_6.htm
(good:it's comical; bad:Cloud's WEIRD faces)

http://www.anr1.hpg.ig.com.br/hentai-ex ... tasy_5.htm
(good:Tifa's body is PERFECT!!; bad:enter by your own risk-but no, there's only sex as we know it, the problem is with the guy...)

Hey Nate, make sure you turn this topic X-rated or something, you'll need it!

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In the first one, it looks like she's having sex with a corn cob or a bunch of grapes.
That's... really special.
EDIT: And because I feel like contributing: http://www.r4f1.btinternet.co.uk/vids/trax.WMV

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Here is a page of mine, with a mysterious gif I founded a couple of time ago... see if you can tell me from waht anime it belongs. (Because I don't have the slightless idea)

http://www.coolgoose.com/sites/cernex/gif.html

BTW, I'll eventually add most of my soft-porn, and hentai pics on my web page... but I don't promess anything. (Who wouldhave guessed an spanish-oriented Resident Evil page would be used THIS way???... oh well)

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Baba O'Reily wrote:In the first one, it looks like she's having sex with a corn cob or a bunch of grapes.
That's... really special.
EDIT: And because I feel like contributing: http://www.r4f1.btinternet.co.uk/vids/trax.WMV
Ahahaha, the little kid standing right behind her.

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Resident Evil can be pretty pervy.

I mean, Christ, the second game in the series had a mutated tentacle monster man impregnate his own sailorfuku-wearing daughter. Offscreen, yeah - but the concept alone is frightening.

While we're on the subject, I found a yaoi site that has an incredibly detailed picture of Chris being raped by Nemisis . . . I'm ashamed to say that I enjoyed it a little.

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Brazillian Cara wrote:From the "FFVII spin-off" topic:

(Brazillian Cara)I know sum' links for FFVII hentais. Anyone interested?(Brazillian Cara)
(J-Man)LOLno(J-Man)

Well, too bad for you.
Heed me, dammit. Heed me.

Fuck it. Fine. I'll look at the goddamn FFVII pr0n. I doubt it's anything I haven't seen before.

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o.o

First time for everything, I guess.

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I like how in the second one, Cloud is handling his huge-ass broad sword like it's a fucking katana.

Also, that was some pretty bad porn, but nothing I haven't seen.

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Hey, a question for everyone... on Megumi's site (the link is somewere on this topic) there's a link to a downloable video... the one that says "1 Mbps"... well, after I downloaded it, I can't see the video and a site automatically opens on my Internet Explorer... it asks for my mail and stuff... unfortunantly, the whole thing is in japaness, and I dunno a SHIT about it.

Help, please???

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This discussion has drifted too far off-topic. Here are some nekkid boobies circa 1986:

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... gon_01.gif" hspace=2><img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... gon_02.gif" hspace=2><img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... gon_03.gif" hspace=2>

That's from a Taito arcade game called Ohgon no Shiro (Gladiator in the US). It's a pretty tricky feat to achieve, so it's not likely many people witnessed it back in the day (and the ones who did would probably have no idea how they did it and would not be able to repeat the process, so none of their buddies would believe them anyway). And despite the fact that 1986 boobies with one-pixel nipples aren't particularly arousing, this is, to my knowledge, the first example of videogame nudity on a figure that is clearly identifiable as human. (This was also about the time strip mahjong games started showing up, though the digitized art in most of those was hideous until well into the 90's.)

Incidentally, Ohgon no Shiro is as bad as it looks.


There was quite a bit of nekkid boobies in the Gowcaizer anime, not to mention ass shots and even hints of pubic hair in Shaia's shower scene. Of course, the Gowcaizer game is awful, so it's hard to imagine how it ever got popular enough to warrant an anime, but... Obari sure gets away with alot...

<img src="http://www.nathantsui.com/ghzforum/uplo ... /shaia.jpg">

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http://boobs.delightduel.com/past.php?limit=25
Not just boobs... A PLETHORA of boobs.

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Back in the day, a guy told me that there was a special move Orchid could do in the original Killer Instinct where she flashed the opposition. He said you didn't see anything, she just whipped open her top (blocking the player's side-on view), causing the (male) opponent in stop in their tracks... but it didn't work on other females. So was that bullshit or what?

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I remember hearing that, I think it's true.

Hint: Orchid: Flash:
When you have defeated your opponent and the background is red (announcer saying "danger"), stand about four body spaces away and press enter Back(2), Forward(2), Quick Punch. If done correctly, Orchid will turn her back to you and open her shirt. The opponent's eyes will pop out and he or she will fall down.
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I think it was. My friend played that game a ton and he typically played with Orchid. He could do some retarded 37 hit combo. He started it when they were half dead and they were way more than dead by the time it was done. Pretty crazy shit, I just figured if he could do that with her then he knew all the moves. I could be wrong though.

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