GHZ: Apocalypse

[Green Gibbon!]

So, let's say this did happen. But it's not just any random melee... well, actually, yes it is, BUT I did go through the trouble of putting together some nice literature explaining how this came to be. So before you vote, please <a href="http://ghz.emulationzone.org/gibbon/battle.html">study the program</a>.

Then vote.

[Grant]

Not only is Pengo the sexiest, but he's also a sprite you don't want to cross. Pengo will fuck you up.

Incidentally, you drew Popcorn's mom's silhoutte to be pretty shapely, huh? I always figured she was a big woman.

[Segaholic2]

Midori, while badass, doesn't stand a chance. Hurricane-kicks Naked Tillis and Popcorn's Mum. Taken down by Camel Spider from behind.

Naked Tillis gets knocked down by Midori, soul-sucked by Tails Doll, Pengo finishes with a large, sharp object. Not her night.

Naka is soft from years of fame and recognition. Gilbert Lyle dodges attacks and pulls out a gun, popping two into Naka's back, but not before the Dark Lord summons a gigantic demon from the underworld, that instantly makes friends with the Camel Spider. The two go off for beers. The demon has too much and steps on Camel Spider in a drunken stupor. Default point to Naka.

Popcorn's Mum is still trying to maintain her balance from the kick. Pengo and Tails Doll are going at it in an intense battle of heavy weapon explosives and eerie floating. Tails Doll makes eye-contact with Pengo, stunning him for a moment. Popcorn's Mum crashes down in all her majestic 2-ton flab glory, crushing Pengo and the rest of the fallen fighters.

Tails Doll for the win. Gilbert Lyle's body is not found on the scene.

[Zeta]

I don't know who the fuck Lyle or Midori are.

Dark Lord Naka has no power within himself. He steals power from others and claims it as his own while contributing nothing. So as long as he doesn't get first blood - he falls quickly. Pengo problably kills him.

Naked Tillis has no conciousness, so I have no idea how she could even put up a fight.

It all really comes down to Tails Doll, Pengo, Camel Spider, and Popcorn's mom. Pengo and Tails Doll have a fierce battle that destroys half the city. Camel Spider chases after Popcorn's Mom, but she plays hard to get.

At the last moment, Popcorn's mom sucks everything into her vagina. Making her the clear winner. Kinda. However, nine months later she gives birth to a very peculiar set of septuplets. So the other fighters' legacies live on through Popcorn's highly illigitmate siblings.

[Light Speed]

I voted Popcorn's mom just cause you can't take down something that big. I didn't read that stuff you wrote though, I'm kinda lazy.

[Green Gibbon!]

I always figured she was a big woman.

Oh, she has no tangible physical form. She will morph her body into whatever shape you like. It is fucked up.

I don't know who the fuck Lyle or Midori are.

Lyle and Midori are before your time. If it helps make any association, Gilbert Lyle works for the Drano corporation.

[plasticwingsband]

Popcorn's Mom.

[Delphine]

Holy naked blond monks, man. This is genius.

[Light Speed]

Wait so Tails Doll sucked Naked Tillis' soul before the fight even began? That's not fair. Then again, Tails Doll doesn't give a shit.

[Double-S-]

Well, I WAS going to vote Tails Doll (SSCCCHHHLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPYY), but I wasn't paying attention and just saw the "T" in Tillis and clicked that. Whoops.

I never heard of Gilbert Lyle before. And did the "naked" on Tillis just come from nowhere, or is that something else I missed?

[Zeta]

Oh, she has no tangible physical form. She will morph her body into whatever shape you like. It is fucked up.

Holy shit! She's a succubus! Like Morrigan from Darkstalkers, only sluttier!

[j-man]

I voted Popcorn's Mum. I always vote Popcorn's Mum. Even Tails Doll is powerless. Powerless I say!

[Baba O'Reily]

Pengo will eat your SOUL, man.

[Delphine]

Screw you all. Midori kicks everyone's ass. GIRL POWER BABEE.

[Tsuyoshi-kun]

I voted for the Camel Spider, as it looks so damn nasty, just standing there...standing there..

[Popcorn]

You know, I hate to break this to you, but the Camel Spider isn't a GHZ original. It first gained internet fame on the Something Awful forums. I think Isambard just kind of stole it from there.

[Green Gibbon!]

I don't think anyone can take "credit" for Camel Spider. That legend dates back to the Persian Gulf war. They've become pretty famous on the internet in general...

[Popcorn]

Yeah, well, my mother's become pretty famous on the internet in general too.

[Green Gibbon!]

YOU CAN'T MAKE "YOUR MOM" JOKES ON THIS FORUM

[SuperKnux]

Okay, after reading the brillant seven page comic, and looking at the rest of the GG!'s pictures...

I still don't know who to vote for. Dark Lord Naka, looks like the kind of guy that might take a few of them down, but Pengo just sits there, and I picture him indestructable for some reason. Midori's hot, and she's got the attitude and skills to beat down most of them. I might have to go with her only because she seems very persistant in fighting for her freedom. Still, that damn spider..

..I hate spiders. Popcorn's mom will most likely get with Lyle or something. I guess I'll go with Midori, in the end.

[Light Speed]

You cannot take down the infinite mass of Popcorn's mom.

[Grant]

Pengo can.

[Baba O'Reily]

Pengo! Pengo! Pengo!

[Light Speed]

Well Popcorn's mom couldn't flatten him, but she could accordian him. Don't get me wrong though, I'm not rooting for Popcorn's mom, I'm just saying she would win.

[Brazillian Cara]

Midori kisks ass. I don't know why, she just got this..."winner" feeling...
And GG's story is awesome.