Midori, while badass, doesn't stand a chance. Hurricane-kicks Naked Tillis and Popcorn's Mum. Taken down by Camel Spider from behind.
Naked Tillis gets knocked down by Midori, soul-sucked by Tails Doll, Pengo finishes with a large, sharp object. Not her night.
Naka is soft from years of fame and recognition. Gilbert Lyle dodges attacks and pulls out a gun, popping two into Naka's back, but not before the Dark Lord summons a gigantic demon from the underworld, that instantly makes friends with the Camel Spider. The two go off for beers. The demon has too much and steps on Camel Spider in a drunken stupor. Default point to Naka.
Popcorn's Mum is still trying to maintain her balance from the kick. Pengo and Tails Doll are going at it in an intense battle of heavy weapon explosives and eerie floating. Tails Doll makes eye-contact with Pengo, stunning him for a moment. Popcorn's Mum crashes down in all her majestic 2-ton flab glory, crushing Pengo and the rest of the fallen fighters.
Tails Doll for the win. Gilbert Lyle's body is not found on the scene.