Grant Kelly, the Monsquaz man. He'll elevate you to levels of sexual enchantment heretofore unattainable by man. Then he'll bring you down, just for the hell of it. It's a wild ride.
I remember when this was still uproariously funny to me. Now, it only ever evokes a tender, nostalgic smile. I am so fucking dead inside.
It was actually an accident! I myself have butterfingers when it comes to dealing with pocket change - I habitually fumble trying to get coins into and out of my pocket and inevitably drop a few on the ground, which is what happened today at the supermarket. I thought to myself, "Man, I just can't handle change." The joke didn't occur to me until afterwards.
I didn't want to make a new thread for this but I also didn't know where to put it. This is from a generic Sega CD strategy guide from back when they still made that kind of thing (source). The first line in the second paragraph on "General Strategies" is all you need to see.
So I went orienteering last week, and it took absolutely ages. Who knew that China was so big?
Went into a shop to buy some pencils and notepads and stuff. The bloke behind the counter wouldn't move an inch, because he was selling stationary.
I get really paranoid from smoking weed. Someone called me a wanker last week, and I keep thinking "Shit, how did he know?"
Yeah, I do stand-up. I'm obviously very successful.
Wombatwarlord777 wrote:I slew a band of trolls the other day. It was so easy to do. The whole lot were such mediogre fighters.
That pun only works if we assume trolls and ogres are the same creature. I say this because any middle earth fanbabby will use your skin to decorate the walls of the hobby shop.
Malchik wrote:That pun only works if we assume trolls and ogres are the same creature. I say this because any middle earth fanbabby will use your skin to decorate the walls of the hobby shop.
I thought that the subjects in puns only had to be at least vaguely related and sound similar, like the succession of Nazi puns above.
Nevertheless, I will be on the lookout for overweight, sweaty, angry paladins in my area. Thanks for the heads up!
you know you're a red neck if you think dog food smells pretty good but you know you're filipino if you ate your dog. (I'm filipino so this makes it ok, maybe?)
