Segata's Ultra-Super-Mega-Happy-Fun-Fun Giveaway Contest!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:40 pm

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:43 pm

Spazz wrote:<b>33</b>

Ding-ding-ding! Congratulations!

Check your PM box momentarily.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:44 pm

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:47 pm

Haha.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:50 pm

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:54 pm

What is Diahrea?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:58 pm

In Soviet Russia, Diarrhea has You!

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:01 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:In Soviet Russia, Diarrhea has You!

I know that phrase from somewhere, but... what? I'm guessing Simpsons. Unless you made that up yourself and I'm just hallucinating.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:03 pm

The contest was rigged.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:05 pm

By Skeletor!

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:06 pm

Heheh, beaten.

And I didn't even have to snipe this one!

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:39 pm

OÃƒÂ¹ est mon argent ?

Edit: Nevermind. Viva la France.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:13 pm

Aw man, that's some racist shit RIGHT THURRR.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:36 pm

Yeah, its from the Simpsons. They go to Branson, Missouri and watch some show. The last line of the song is "So sit back, relax and enjoy the review, In Soviet Union review watches you"

I think I've see too many episodes of the Simpsons.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:22 pm

Actually, it originally came from Russian Comic Yakov Smirnoff, whose signature jokes were, "In Soviet Russia, [insert something backwards here]!"

The joke was also used in Family Guy: "Turn left at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:38 pm

The original Yakov joke, which actually made sense, went like this:

Here in America, you can always find a party! But in Soviet Russia, the party can always find you.

Ba-DUMP tsh!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:46 am

In Soviet Russia, jokes make you.

I like to think I make a difference. Unless I'm in Soviet Russia, then the difference makes me.