Morbid Curiosity

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:54 pm

A virgin. I doubt I'll be getting some anytime soon. Even if I wanted a boyfriend (I'm in my don't-need-a-boyfriend-anytime-soon-stage), I doubt any guys would want me. Most of the time, I tend to scare them away for some reason.
~Neo

Post by **Popcorn** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:01 pm

Hey, I've drawn pictures of ladies to break the ice before. It's not that creepy! What were you doing in the pictures, screwing a rhino?

You don't get it. I sat next to her in my English Literature class this year. In the previous class' year, we just took it in turns to stare at each other. Once we got to know each other, I found her to be sweet but basically really boring; she apparently found me to be intoxicatingly attractive. As the relationship developed, I began to find her sweet but basically an obsessive, insane lunatic. And when I say she does drawings of me, I mean she told me she has a stash of them somewhere in her bedroom. She also draws lots and lots of drawings of Morissey. The singer. She doesn't draw anything else, just Morrissey and, apparently, me. She's wrong in the head.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:03 pm

Zeta wrote:Very rual area of southern North Carolina.

Really? I'm in Fayetteville (Fayettenam, FayettEVILle, whatever people are calling it now). I also have the feeling that I've mentioned that before, so if so... meh.

You're just now getting your Lowes? Barbarians.

And to stay on topic: Virgin. The farthest I've gotten was gropage with this cute girl in band class, and her and another girl in Library Science. Now that I'm out of HS, I don't get to see them anymore :(.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:29 pm

Popcorn wrote:
Hey, I've drawn pictures of ladies to break the ice before. It's not that creepy! What were you doing in the pictures, screwing a rhino?
You don't get it. I sat next to her in my English Literature class this year. In the previous class' year, we just took it in turns to stare at each other. Once we got to know each other, I found her to be sweet but basically really boring; she apparently found me to be intoxicatingly attractive. As the relationship developed, I began to find her sweet but basically an obsessive, insane lunatic. And when I say she does drawings of me, I mean she told me she has a stash of them somewhere in her bedroom. She also draws lots and lots of drawings of Morissey. The singer. She doesn't draw anything else, just Morrissey and, apparently, me. She's wrong in the head.

Calmly explain to her that she has never been in love until she's seen the stars reflect in the resevoirs, and she has never been in love until she's seen the dawn rise behind the home for the blind.

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:01 pm

BAHAHAHAHA!

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:43 pm

"Nice guy's tip for a night of love without real relationship: make that the BEST sex she ever had."

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:31 am

Netaku wrote:And to stay on topic: Virgin. The farthest I've gotten was gropage with this cute girl in band class, <B>and her and another girl</B> in Library Science. Now that I'm out of HS, I don't get to see them anymore :(.

At the same time?

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:06 pm

Not at the exact same time.

Post by **Popcorn** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:08 pm

Within five minutes of each other?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:10 pm

Hell, at that age, being groped by two seperate girls within 24 hours of eachother should be enough to trigger an orgasm.

At least.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:46 am

It's a vaguely complicated story.

My first girlfriend fucked me over. However, she didn't fuck me. No dice.

My second (and the first serious) girlfriend I slept with, when I was a week off 16. I wanted to wait until then 'cause it seemed like the right thing to do (and 'cause I was fuckin' climbing the walls in anxiety that I'd screw it up), but she was obsessed with laying me, and who was I to argue. That was after she broke my heart once, and she then went on to do it again a further two times (and I'm not mentioning the cheating, lying and other unfaithfulness) before I came to my senses and stopped going back for more. The hardest, but the most sensible, decision I've ever had to make.

With my current girlfriend I was a little nervous. I had echoes of my previous serious relationship, and I was literally expecting to be thrown away like a used tissue pretty much all the time. Although it took a few months with some teething troubles (as all good relationships do, otherwise you'd be robots. Who don't have relationships. Uh...), we are now firmly in love, and looking towards a sunny future, whatever it may contain. And we go at it like rabbits every time she comes over :D

I only lost my virginity just over a year ago (I'm 17 now). I was never really bothered about actually losing it, I just wanted a stable relationship where I could make sweet love to a beautiful woman and it would mean something. A year and a bit on, I finally have that opportunity, and I bloody well take it as often as possible. 'tis a wonderful feeling when it actually means something to the both of you.

On a side note; I last at least 40 to 50 minutes plus each time, even when I'm tired. I dunno where they got this "Average male copulation is 2 minutes" bollocks. I'd have to fuck at near light-speed, and my back troubles are bad enough as it is, man.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:38 am

Average male copulation is 2 minutes because most men don't even <i>try</i> to make it last. That, and the men who say those things are trying to feel better about themselves.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:41 pm

I tried to make it 2 minutes once to see if I could. The quickest was, like, 20 minutes, and then I couldn't walk for a couple of hours afterwards. Not that I'm complaining if it lasts longer, but damn, those 2 minute guys must work their fucking arses off. I swear my dick would just catch fire or something.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:11 pm

j-man wrote:I tried to make it 2 minutes once to see if I could. The quickest was, like, 20 minutes, and then I couldn't walk for a couple of hours afterwards. Not that I'm complaining if it lasts longer, but damn, those 2 minute guys must work their fucking arses off. I swear my dick would just catch fire or something.

Damn I wish I was English.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:18 pm

When I was younger, I was lucky if I could last 5 minutes. Presently, it takes at least 30 minutes - with porn. Without it takes ages. 'Course, this is all the one-man kind of copulation.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:34 pm

Netaku wrote:Damn I wish I was English.

You're not missing out, I think I'm just a special case. Who knows why I wasn't snapped up earlier, is all I can say.

Zeta wrote:'Course, this is all the one-man kind of copulation.

Often the best kind. You can't get into an argument with your hand about commitment, nor will your hand suddenly decide you were thinking of someone else's hand and refuse to speak to you for 2 days.[/quote]

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:35 pm

j-man wrote:Often the best kind. You can't get into an argument with your hand about commitment, nor will your hand suddenly decide you were thinking of someone else's hand and refuse to speak to you for 2 days.

The right hand is the poor man's Real Doll. You might ask, who has several thousand dollars to spend on an over-the-top sex toy? Then consider how much money a long-term relationship would cost you. Tempting, indeed.