Conjoined at the abdomen

Hulkshmash · Post by **Hulkshmash** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:20 am

So a couple of weeks back I checked in my pantry to see if I had any snacks and found two moths which were placed peculiarly close together. I proceeded to flick the moths (because the moths around here are slow as shit and won't fly away) off the wall, and, to my surprise, the moths were conjoined at the abdomen. (or something like that). They even flew together... but they seemed to have trouble walking around as they couldn't decide which direction they were headed in...
Fast forward to 10 minutes past midnight Monday, June 08 2009 (several weeks later), the moth is still there, and very much alive (this is remarkable because I'm talking about the feeble and short lived moths which frequent my pantrys and live for less than two days).
I think it's beginning to reproduce...

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:40 am

I once saw a 4 legged chicken. Except its back two legs weren't really walking, they were just kind of dangling there.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:50 am

I saw a white cockroach once.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:06 am

Me too, it was the mother of all my roach problems on my old house.

Stupid anti-atomic bomb freaks.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:37 am

I saw a white squirrel once.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:46 pm

I saw a black jew once.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:47 pm

Kogen wrote:I saw a black jew once.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:07 pm

Dude, you probably interrupted some hot moth-on-moth action. I've seen butterflies do it like that.

Man, I fucking hate moths.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:05 pm

What is wrong with moths? I like to capture them in my hand and let them flutter around a bit, then put them outside.

The spiders on my lights also really enjoy eating them. So it all seems good to me.

Baba O'Riley · Post by **Baba O'Riley** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:46 pm

I'm with Kogen on this. Generally, as long as I don't have a knee jerk reaction and smack something that's bitten me, I'll take it outside...

...except for ticks. I will crush ticks with the nearest heavy object, then grind them against the floor until I am sure they are dead.

Post by **G.Silver** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:15 pm

You have ticks living indoors? Is your home full of tall grass or something?

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:38 pm

I have never even seen a tick before.

I assume it is some sort of land leach.

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:04 pm

Actually, it's this guy with a huge chin who dresses up in a blue bodysuit and goes around fighting crime with his partner, Arthur. But good guess anyway!

Oompa Star · Post by **Oompa Star** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:17 am

I had to pull two ticks off of a dog at work a couple weeks ago. Apparantly you can't feel them after they latch on and could go undetected for a good while.

Malchik · Post by **Malchik** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:31 am

j-man wrote:Dude, you probably interrupted some hot moth-on-moth action. I've seen butterflies do it like that.

Man, I fucking hate moths.

Insects won't disconnect until they have finished...der well…ejaculating.

I doubt a conjoined larva could ever pupate into a moth and survive.

Dr. BUGMAN · Post by **Dr. BUGMAN** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:06 am

Now, now, have you seen it guarding something withing your pantry? Perhaps a small, barely visible vortex of energy? If so, you have what we entomologists call the Cerberus Moth (Cautorus Hades). What it's guarding is the portal to Bug Hell, located within your pantry. Worry not as a steady sacrificial offering of argyle socks will placate them.

I'm a doctor.

Wooduck51 · Post by **Wooduck51** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:03 pm

j-man wrote:Man, I fucking hate moths.

How can you say that about something that could look like this:

gr4yJ4Y · Post by **gr4yJ4Y** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:56 pm

Looks can be deceiving.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:15 pm

j-man wrote:I've seen butterflies do it like that.

Now we know what j-man does in his spare time.

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:47 pm

gr4yJ4Y wrote:Looks can be deceiving.

Yes. That is actually a four-eyed leaf demon, not a moth.

Hulkshmash · Post by **Hulkshmash** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:37 pm

Dr. BUGMAN wrote:Now, now, have you seen it guarding something withing your pantry? Perhaps a small, barely visible vortex of energy? If so, you have what we entomologists call the Cerberus Moth (Cautorus Hades). What it's guarding is the portal to Bug Hell, located within your pantry. Worry not as a steady sacrificial offering of argyle socks will placate them.

I'm a doctor.

Shit... where can I get these socks? The moths are getting restless...

Dr. BUGMAN · Post by **Dr. BUGMAN** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:11 pm

I think they just appear in your sock drawer after you've become old enough to find golf interesting.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:06 pm

Wooduck51 wrote:
j-man wrote:Man, I fucking hate moths.
How can you say that about something that could look like this:

It looks pretty, doesn't it? Yeah, it is.

Until it flies on your face.

Wombatwarlord777 · Post by **Wombatwarlord777** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:36 pm

Try having hundreds of grasshoppers fly into your face. That's an adrenaline rush for ya.

All the moths in the Midwest are brown, small and boring. And to the best of my knowledge, none of them are conjoined...

Kogen · Post by **Kogen** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:17 pm

Wombatwarlord777 wrote:Try having hundreds of grasshoppers fly into your face. That's an adrenaline rush for ya.

All the moths in the Midwest are brown, small and boring. And to the best of my knowledge, none of them are conjoined...

The thread already decided that the moths were making love in Hulkshmash's pantry.

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