Best News Headline. Ever.

[Locit]

I'm not telling you what it is until you click the link.
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/ ... 3220080422

[Zeta]

Oh Africa, you truly are the ass-crack of the world.

[Yami CJMErl]

Holy crap, I almost got in trouble for laughing too loudly when I saw the article. (in the school library, lulz)

[Sniffnoy]

I think this might beat it: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/language ... 05369.html

[Locit]

Nope. Mine's better.

Also, there are sorcerers!

[Isuka]

Buttocks crack... phallic theft and/ or shrinking perpetrated by sorcerers... it's a pretty difficult choice.

[Hulkshmash]

Just when I thought it was safe to go outside...

[RocketPunch]

Well, that's going on my "things to do when I become a sorcerer" list.

[Ritz]

This whole endeavor was a smashing success! Here's what I did with them all.

[RocketPunch]

You ought to be shot without trial.

[j-man]

That was so bad I had to look at it twice to fully understand how terrible it was. I sincerely hope you go to hell.

[j-man]

Seriously, I've gone and thought about it, and I have to reiterate. Fuck you. Fuck whoever made that shit, but fuck you for showing it to me.

Oh my Gosh, man. Maybe it's just that "5-in-the-morning" feeling, but man. Fuck you.

[DackAttac]

At least you learned your lesson the first time. I went through about 13 of those comics before getting too nauseated to continue.

[Malchik]

I got to comic seven...and felt to dumb too continue. Sadly I'll probably find my way back there.

[G.Silver]

I really like this one. I don't know if it's a gag about video game curative items or an optimistic view to the future of medicine (I hope it's the latter).

http://electricretard.com/0017.html

[Shadow Hog]

Sorry, but after seeing Ritz's link and getting seriously grossed out, I'm not clicking yours.

[G.Silver]

I don't think any of them are quite as bad as the one Ritz linked, especially in terms of that special kind of horror where you grab your penis protectively at the sight of it, but yeah, ok.

[Isuka]

I disagree.
But hey, I've seen worse shit than this. Barring this and the one Ritz posted, most of them are kinda funny in some racist/ perverted/ nutty way or another.

[Furaru]

That comic was horrible. To think that people would find such horror funny is beyond me.

I can't believe that this thread that started to hilarious turned so bad so fast.

[Isuka]

Welcome to The GHZ!

God, I can't believe I actually said it ^^ .

[j-man]

I fucking hate the internet.

[Xyton]

Welcome to The GHZ!

God, I can't believe I actually said it ^^ .

Iono, man. I've been lurking here for years; I don't recall things going this far over the line....

[Ritz]

Well, there was that time where me and Baba O'Riley had that furry porn-off, and I totally outclassed him and he left the forum in shame. I was really proud of myself, but then I realized that no one else was as excited about my pyrrhic victory as I was, and things were pretty awkward for a while afterwards.

Either way, you're all just jealous because I look too damn fabulous in this mask.

[Furaru]

A furry porn-off you say?

Outclassed him you say?

I'm not sure how that's possible to outclass someone with porn.

[Ritz]

It's simple, really; you take turns posting the most hideous images you can find until someone folds. It's kind of like those cartoons where one guy pulls out a gun, and another guy whips out a bigger gun, and so on until one of them is forced to give up because the weapon in question is too large for them to withdraw from hammerspace.