A heaping slice of pain

DBurraki · Post by **DBurraki** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:14 pm

Rules say "Thou shalt not link to flash movies.", however I'm not so sure if that applies to video clips. I *have* seen video clips linked here though (for example, "Vehicles should not move like this!"), so I'm going to assume it's alright. If not, promptly hand me my ass I'll and not do it again.

Moving on then.

I have no idea how to describe these other than...

"ya know he want that jess lose her vergin first with shadow emos are like this!"

It's so utterly terrible it's funny. It's like every stereotype of a Shadow fan girl come to life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOoawL-_Dvg&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYp7xRik ... ed&search=
(I think there's more but... I'm not going to bother to link them all.)

Of course, this girl is probably like, 10 or something so I'm a horrible person for laughing at her or what not, but it's so awful it's funny. Much like scifi channel's original movies (python vs boa!)

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:35 pm

i hope that i dont must sacrifice myself again!

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:46 pm

"i must run Cosmo is raped"

Her fursona says she's 18 meaning she's really either 14 or 21.

DBurraki · Post by **DBurraki** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:57 pm

I'm going to go with 14 due to the 'edgy' use of the word 'fuck' and the complete inability to write legibly.

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:14 pm

Some of the reply comments are more worrying:

carlfuckinjohnson (2 months ago)
lol i am gunna like this series, i can tell, and i would mind raping cosmo.... (what!!! A: Im a boy and B: i think Cosmo is hot)

Hybrid · Post by **Hybrid** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:25 pm

For my own sanity, I'm going to assume that these are intentionally bad and are meant to parody the general stupidity of much of the Sonic fanbase.

To think otherwise makes me hurt.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:57 pm

Psssh. That brand of idiocy is standard for Youtube.

Just think of the horrors if Youtube created an official message board.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:51 pm

Yeah, I am pretty sure YouTube has the worst comments of any site I've ever been too.

Shadow Hog · Post by **Shadow Hog** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:43 pm

DON'T READ THIS POST! Once upon a time three girls went into a house. This house was scheduled for demolition and imploded when a miniature black hole ripped through it. Now the souls of the three girls want to kill whoever reads this post meaning YOU unless you post this exact post to 1,395,982 unique people by yesterday!

WW · Post by WW » Fri May 25, 2007 11:08 pm

Shadow Hog wrote:stuff

This sounds like serious business! I better get started immediately! D:

DackAttac · Post by **DackAttac** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:58 am

Hybrid wrote:For my own sanity, I'm going to assume that these are intentionally bad and are meant to parody the general stupidity of much of the Sonic fanbase.

To think otherwise makes me hurt.

I really want to follow in that line of thinking, but usually the people who parody such things aren't too much more skillful and end up with a Scary Movie level of subtlety (i.e., overuse of !!!1's and other calling cards of n00bism to drive home the point of what they're spoofing).

Post by **Delphine** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:08 pm

There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates "Jkqxxllyuo".

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.