Game-Cinema:The Mummy Returns

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:35 pm

Some of you may know me as the guy that compared Rouge the Bat with Hale the Berry. Well, here I am, messing with Hollywood and game industry once more. My targets this time- the epical final battle of "The Mummy Returns" and the console wars. It will be easier for those who watched the film:
At the scene, Brendan Frasier (Nintendo) is battling furiously with his biggest nemesis ever, the baldy (Sony). One hates another with a rage usually reserved for Hitler and the plague - together. Then, suddenly, their duel is stopped when an unexpected guest enters: the monstruously BIG and powerful Scorpion King (Microsoft), quite capable of easily kick their asses. And both of them know that theyÃ‚Â´re in DEEP trouble if they donÃ‚Â´t do anything about the beast- and one another.
Take your conclusions.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:41 pm

I thought that the PS2 was doing far better than the Xbox, not that it's better, but because people think it's cool to own Grand Theft Auto Vice City.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:31 pm

Anyone else?

Post by **Popcorn** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:40 pm

What?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:42 pm

It'd make more sense if it was Sega and Nintendo, and Sony was the Scorpion King. Xbox hasn't done that great. Oh and that movie sucked. The parts I saw anyway.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:08 pm

Popcorn wrote:What?

I concur.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:52 pm

Oh please. The Scorpion King isn't the Xbox.

The Xbox is closer to Benny from the first Mummy movie. Tries to play both sides, greedy, insensitive, kind of dumb, and ugly as sin.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:31 am

Hale the Berry

Pure gold.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:14 am

Yeah, but Nintendo and Sony really hated each other when the X-Box appeard.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 10:21 am

So now they love each other?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:08 am

No, they now have to share their hate with the X-Box. Man, where did you get that?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:26 pm

I still think the Xbox is underrated and the PS2 is way the fuck overrated.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:07 pm

Oh, definately. 99% of the PS2's games are generic, unoriginal, re-treaded, shit. It's got the highest shit to decent game ratio of any current console. Honestly, most of the PS2's titles blur together in my head because they're all the same driving/shooting crap over and over again.

Of course, far more games have been released for it than for the GC or X-box - so it might be a statistical thing.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:18 pm

I'm sure there is a similar ratio for the GCN/Xbox crap. I mean Charlie's Angels was released exclusively for the Gamecube and Bruce Lee was for the Xbox.