Square is rushing themselves again

[Tsuyoshi-kun]

I find that more funny than disturbing, personally.

Could've done without the hanging panties at the bottom of his legs, though.

[Arcade]

This topic drives itseft offtopic because since Final Fantasy "Seven" the WWW became spammed whith FF hentai.

I only like some square products, but there is no way Im going to play every game with the word “Final Fantasyâ€￾ in it. I recommend Final Fantasy IV(II in the Snes) because some of the Chronno trigger staff worked on it. I also recommend trying “Legend of manaâ€￾ (playstacion) cause I love that game.

And because my old 1989 gameboy still works, I recomend "Final Fantasy adventure", cause it was the the best RPG for the original gameboy that had a release in English. Some hate that game because
they named it ""Final Fantasy adventure" in the English release and doesnt have anything Final Fantasy related, but is a good old School RPG.

Try also the Nes "Dragon warrior" (Dragon quest)

[plasticwingsband]

What part of the world do you hail from, stranger?

[Zarathustra]

We really didn't needed to see that.

BC, you're no fun.

I recommend Final Fantasy IV(II in the Snes) because some of the Chronno trigger staff worked on it. I also recommend trying “Legend of manaâ€￾ (playstacion) cause I love that game.

And because my old 1989 gameboy still works, I recomend "Final Fantasy adventure", cause it was the the best RPG for the original gameboy that had a release in English. Some hate that game because
they named it ""Final Fantasy adventure" in the English release and doesnt have anything Final Fantasy related, but is a good old School RPG.

Try also the Nes "Dragon warrior" (Dragon quest)

Thanks God. Legend of Mana's complete japanese name is Seiken Densetsu ~Legend of Mana~, and Final Fantasy Adventure's complete japanese name is Seiken Densetsu ~Final Fantasy Gaiden~... and SNES Secret of Mana real name's Seiken Densetsu 2. This is why they're so unique and different from standard Final Fantasy titles.





This' some wicked design!

[Baba O'Reily]

If I may point out (although someone else may have) that the Dizzy art that was put up was fanart.
Official Dizzy:


But Dizzy players, as a general rule, are assholes anyways, so I'm not too fond of the character. The design's alright, I suppose.

Also, Zarathustra, would you consider yourself knowlagable in the field of Deez?

[Kishi]

In fact, a fanartist (or "doujinshi mangaka")

Wow, can you teach me Japanese? I want so badly to be kawaii! ^_^;;

Ah Bridget. The shota-con wet dream and the lola-con's nasty surprise. What sort of a world would we be in without a little boy dressed up as a nun?

Not one I want to live in.

Everyone's gay for Bridget.

[plasticwingsband]

[Anon]

I don't understand what's going on in that picture? His genitals are a living stuffed toy?

Bridget's method of attack is a yo-yo, which can turn into a teddy bear to beat the unholy hell out of his opponent.

Those Bridget pictures are damned hilarious. The second reminds me of a conversation that I read about Bridget being incapable of being a rapist, because everyone he approached would be consenting. (Because everyone, <i>everyone</i> is gay for Bridget.)

[Zarathustra]

Bridget made me discover and accept my tiny and fluffy gay side... shit, that was disturbing.

In fact, a fanartist (or "doujinshi mangaka")

Wow, can you teach me Japanese? I want so badly to be kawaii! ^_^;;

I don't quite think so, I've studied only 4 stupid years, and it costed the equivalent of 50 bux a month. I can't even read chinese kanji, only the kana. Aside from that, all you need to know (well, at least the basics) is just at Wikipedia; insert your doubt, get your answer. Mc. Donald's life philosophy.
Like -ka (most probably someone who does something, the something before "ka"; or, the interrogative form of a sentence), the fucking overused forms -san, -kun, -chan, -sama (just meaning status and friendship), manga is just comic/ drawing, anime stands for ALL animation (yes, even DiC's)



And so. For example, in Wikipedia you can get that Seiken Densetsu means Sei (holy... also sometimes sex ^_^) ken (sword, almost equivalent to katana) and Densetsu (legend, as in Zelda -or Zeruda- no Densetsu), thus "Holy Sword Legend".

Also, Zarathustra, would you consider yourself knowlagable in the field of Deez?

Also, I don't quite think so, I can only play the original one since I only own a PSone, but I've got an arcade where to play GGXX. Since it costs me money, I always go for the proven Sol, or maybe Chipp Zanuff.

Hey, for the ones who don't know a shit about this, here's Dizzy in her natural habitat:



That reminded me how cool Axl was in the original, and how lame he is now.

[Delphine]

Did you completely miss the fact that he was making fun of you, or were you being ridiculously gracious?

[Zarathustra]

... Maybe both.

[Delphine]

The former, then.

[Zarathustra]

... Yes (*embarrased up to his nails*).

[Baba O'Reily]

Because you responded seriously, I was not allowed to conclude my joke with 'DEEZ NUTZ ON YO TONSILS' and possibly make an obscene gesture using cleverly arranged letters.

Ass.

[Arcade]

<b>DO NOT QUOTE MORE THAN YOUR ACTUAL REPLY</b>

You are wrong “Final fantasy adventureâ€￾ is the first game of a saga with waterfalls and the hero being a slave at some point of the same. The only cool thing since the first game was that they showed you a full ending for the first game in the second(In black and white like in old tvs!) if you did a cheat.

[Anon]

That reminded me how cool Axl was in the original, and how lame he is now.

Hey, I like Axl. And at least he proper clothes now instead of the gay pride uniform that he was sporting in the first game. (Man, that was kinda disturbing.)

[Zarathustra]

That reminded me how cool Axl was in the original, and how lame he is now.

Hey, I like Axl. And at least he proper clothes now instead of the gay pride uniform that he was sporting in the first game. (Man, that was kinda disturbing.)

He was frigging cool for being a total freak, and his V.A. is the best shit I ever heard... that is, in the original one.

Off-topic, I'm cool enough to finish the game in hard mode WITHOUT losing once, with the CPU doing "recoveries" all the time and constantly trying to destroy you.

Ass.

Hole.

[Baba O'Reily]

That reminded me how cool Axl was in the original, and how lame he is now.

Hey, I like Axl. And at least he proper clothes now instead of the gay pride uniform that he was sporting in the first game. (Man, that was kinda disturbing.)

He was frigging cool for being a total freak, and his V.A. is the best shit I ever heard... that is, in the original one.

Off-topic, I'm cool enough to finish the game in hard mode WITHOUT losing once, with the CPU doing "recoveries" all the time and constantly trying to destroy you.

Nobody thinks you're cool just because you can avoid Megalomaniac. Any decent player can beat that game on hard without losing.

And now, I'm off to go rape your dog, kill your mother, and turn your father into a whale.

[Zarathustra]

Shit-throwing wars, just what I needed. Still it seems you don't actually know the original one.

"I smell faggotry".

[jenkins]

And now, I'm off to go rape your dog, kill your mother, and turn your father into a whale.

Okay, this is the Baba I remember. It's been too long since you started flaming someone.

And this time it isn't me.

[Brazillian Cara]

Now, don't push your luck. And I swear the bald guy in the last picture is Natsumi from Saint Seiya.

[The T]

Zarathustra is the new jenkins.

[Ritz]

I will second this notion.

Also, is there a reason as to why Douches aren't handed out as frequently as they once were? Quite a few people here have bullseyes branded all over their fruit, and all anyone ever does is reach for the ignore button. That's flagrant unpatriotism, that is.

[Zarathustra]

Zarathustra is the new jenkins.

You all, go bitch someone else.

Now, don't push your luck. And I swear the bald guy in the last picture is Tatsumi from Saint Seiya.

Fixed.



And yes, they're pretty similar.

[Kishi]

If it wasn't before, Nomura's pandering has now become <a href="http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc ... physically painful</a>.