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Green Gibbon! made some "jokes". Vote for them. Laugh at him.

A group of scientists is using bees to experiment with hormones that produce feelings of joy. It's getting alot of positive buzz.
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This guy walks onto a plane carrying two dead rabbits. The security guard stops him and says, "Sir, you can't take those dead rabbits onto the plane." So the guy says, "But I was told I could have two pieces of carrion luggage."
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I'm waiting on a call from HBO.
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Jokes written by Green Gibbon!, assumedly.
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You're not going to vote NT? I thought the second one was okay.
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Protodude wrote:I thought the second one was okay.
No, just no.
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Pah, it got my vote, whatever that's worth. But yes, I can see it's losing.
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I'd like to vote for Del's joke, but meh.
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The first one was the only one I got, so it gets my vote. But I'm sure the third one would be hilarious.
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Senbei wrote:I'd like to vote for Del's joke, but meh.
Well, I borrowed it.
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Whoever came up with these should be put in a PUNitentiary.
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Since When HBO is Funny? All I can remember was when its wasn’t like 14 channels, the time they showed Cadillacs and Dinosaurs and after that Beast wars.
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I remember they showed Donkey Kong Country CG series and Asterix movies... and the animated Spawn one.
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