We are all crack-heads!

PBJClock · Post by **PBJClock** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:59 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwovxj-j3Y

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:07 pm

SÃƒâ€°RIO?!!

SegaSonic · Post by **SegaSonic** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:27 pm

That was funny, They dont know that there is actually people who treat games as just what they are.. games! But they got something right, both drugs and games make you escape this world's uber boredom...perhaps drugs do too, but drugs make you look like shit and destroy you.

Since all that old people doesnt GET INTO Games they think its some kinda drug! Silly old people and air-heads.

Playing video games is the same as playing anyother game, like Chess. I get adrenaline when playing chess! why not treat it as a drug too huh?

WOWSERS!

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:34 pm

Dear Parents:

If you really, truly think your child has a problem with videogames... TURN THEM OFF. They're your <i>children</i>. Raise them, dumbass.

SegaSonic · Post by **SegaSonic** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:39 pm

I know, and spend more time with them parents! maybe if you did you could even understand what Videogames are all about.. sheesh!!

maybe thats why children are looking for an alternative diversion! what are you expecting parents? Im telling you! humans these days dont know how to be a parent, theyre just in it for the sex, dumbasses.

el alex · Post by **el alex** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:56 am

The "new" drug of choice? Where the fuck has WGN been?

The news media needs to get its head out of its ass and report on something constructive. Go back to picking on Elvis Presley's pelvic thrusting and Pee-wee Herman's Sarasota incident and leave video games the fuck alone.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:22 am

Hey, c'mon, be fair to these guys. Even journalists have days when they can't be bothered to find actual news to report and make stuff up instead.

What I found brilliant was the fact that there was no actual information in the piece at all. Just a bunch of people talking. I loved the bit where the guy said universities are finding their students can't relate to each other... they are? Wtf??? Where's he pulling that from? "And while they sat in the same room they wouldn't make connections with each other..." that great line is ruined by the fact that the kids decided to talk to each other half-way through it, the brats.

Actually, I found it quite amusing to watch it a second time, pretending they were talking about reading newspapers. It still works.

By the way, I've never heard of WGN, what's that stand for?

Professor Machenstein · Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:13 am

By the way, I've never heard of WGN, what's that stand for?

Walrus Goo Nuts.

So, what, we get an adrenaline rush when we watch action movies, so do they count as a drug too? Also, some childeren do not want to interact with their parents because they do not want to interact with their parents. Video games are not to blame. In reality, their parents have their own agenda, going to work, balancing the checkbook and what have you, whereas childeren are left at home to find something to entertain themselves. They are not blocking their family out of their lives because of video games, much as they are not. I mean, come now, do these reporters expect childern to be attacted to their parents all the time?

As for academics, well Goo Nuts do have a point. It's only a matter of self control, actually. Is it not the same with every hobby?

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:38 pm

Professor Machenstein wrote: I mean, come now, do these reporters expect childern to be attacted to their parents all the time?

The mother seems to. Man, can you imagine of your mother went on TV for something like this?

Suicide would be the only graceful option.

SegaSonic · Post by **SegaSonic** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:40 pm

They're just scared about what they dont understand, America seem's to have that trait sadly.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:49 pm

SegaSonic wrote:They're just scared about what they dont understand, America seem's to have that trait sadly.

Holy shit. SegaSonic posted something semi-profound. Holy shit.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:26 pm

That's not profound at all. It's a defining trait of the entire human race.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:40 pm

One of the main reasons why I lose faith in humanity everyday, right up there with stupidity.
~Neo

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:43 pm

How can you re-lose your faith in anything every single day? Does it come back to you again before you go to sleep?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:49 pm

I was exaggerating, but you get my point.
~Neo

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:31 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:
SegaSonic wrote:They're just scared about what they dont understand, America seem's to have that trait sadly.
Holy shit. SegaSonic posted something semi-profound. Holy shit.

Erroneous use of an apostrophe is minus 100000 points though.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:10 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:That's not profound at all. It's a defining trait of the entire human race.

It's profound if you happen to wander the internets aimlessly in a haze of stupidity and bad grammar.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:09 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:How can you re-lose your faith in anything every single day? Does it come back to you again before you go to sleep?

Or perhaps while you sleep!

PBJClock · Post by **PBJClock** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:57 pm

It's peanutbutter jelly time for round 2!

http://www.wired.com/news/holidays/0,18 ... page_prev2

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:09 pm

Hey, did anyone notice that my previous avatar looked vaguely phallic?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:15 pm

I don't think this is the first time you use the current one... and yes, Bullet-man's sex-appeal is undeniable.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:22 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Hey, did anyone notice that my previous avatar looked vaguely phallic?

To be honest I don't even remember your previous avatar. I do remember your current one though, oddly enough.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:29 pm

It was Tetsujin-28/Gigantor, right? Yeah, I can see how he resembles a chrome vibrator.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:44 pm

This Ozzy avatar was the first one I ever had on this forum. AND NOW YOU KNOW

And it was Gigantor, the space age robot. He's at your command. Gigantor, the space age robot. His power is in your hand. Bigger than big, taller than tall, quicker than quick, stronger than strong. Ready to fight for right, against wrong.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:30 am

Didn't they make a live action movie of that last year? Whatever happened to that shit?