Monster Garage is the most awesome show about cars ever

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:15 pm

Dash · Post by **Dash** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:21 am

So like.... America. Fuck yeah.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:38 am

When your penis is so small that no gun or car alone can completely compensate for it, the answer is clear: mount a gun on top of the car.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:30 am

I believe that was an SUV.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:44 am

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/car

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:58 pm

Main Entry: assault rifle
Function: noun
: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles designed for military use with large capacity magazines

According to Merriam-Webster the BAR, M14, G3, M60, M82, M79, Milkor Mk 1, PSG-1, VP-70, MP5, P90, Thompson, Dragunov, Uzi, MP40, UMP, M240, M249 and XM25 are all assault rifles.

If you want to know the true defintions of technical terms one should consult the manufacturers or those who work with the equipment, not a language dictionary.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:42 pm

An SUV is still a car.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:58 pm

chriscaffee wrote:According to Merriam-Webster the BAR, M14, G3, M60, M82, M79, Milkor Mk 1, PSG-1, VP-70, MP5, P90, Thompson, Dragunov, Uzi, MP40, UMP, M240, M249 and XM25 are all assault rifles.

I have been living a lie.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:40 pm

I don't consider SUVs a car anymore then I consider a riding lawn mower a car. Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people, but I think there is a little more to it then that. I'd submit that if you talked to people that design, build and manage the companies of cars, you would probably find that they don't consider anything with four wheels and a motor a car. Maybe I'm wrong, but I find that dictionaries are generally inadequate when defining man-made products, especially when those products are within a family and have varying models, designs and purposes. Or maybe I should just start calling semi trucks cars. I don't know.

I have been living a lie.

Automatic Rifle, Battle Rifle, Battle Rifle, General Purpose Machine Gun, Anti-Material Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Grenade Launcher, Sniper Rifle, Pistol, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Dedicated Marksman Rifle, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Submachine Gun, Light Machine Gun/Squad Automatic Weapon, General Purpose Machine Gun, and Grenade Launcher, though, again, according to Merriam-Webster all "assault rifles."

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:36 pm

chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people

Can an American president be a car?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:59 pm

That depends. Is Jake E. Lee a real person, or just a figment of Ozzy's imagination?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:29 pm

Delphine wrote:
chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people
Can an American president be a car?

Be nice; I'm tired.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:02 pm

Delphine wrote:Can an American president be a car?

I'd drive a Bush.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:04 pm

*snicker*

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:22 pm

chriscaffee wrote:
Delphine wrote:
chriscaffee wrote:Sure they are both self-propelled vehicles with four years that serve to transport people
Can an American president be a car?
Be nice

lol