I bought 2 new copies of Beyond Good & Evil

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:45 pm

That certainly explains a lot... I think.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:14 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:I'm 5' 6" so I must have huge penii.

...Plural?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:31 pm

Omni is pocket size and has two penises? That's pretty hot.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:05 pm

Yes, I am quite the quadrapod ;).

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:37 pm

I'm 5'9. Obviously, this makes me superior in every possible way to everyone who is two or more inches shorter than I am, because I can see what's on top of my refridgerator without getting on the tips of my toes.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:55 pm

6'1'', and sadly with only one penis. However, it is an excellent amateur poet and can mix up a mean cocktail.

lol cock

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:16 pm

lol "tail", hang on, that makes no sense.

Baba wrote:...because I can see what's on top of my refridgerator without getting on the tips of my toes.

Dude! That hurts! Real deep too.

Plus you ignore the fact that girls don't go for the small guys.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:14 pm

Some girls do. I know plenty of shorter girls who don't particularly want a man who towers over them.

Adam Adamant · Post by **Adam Adamant** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:06 pm

They're probably lesbians.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:36 pm

Heh, as a mostly-lesbian I prefer men who are only a few inches taller than me, is that, so you may have a point.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:02 pm

Delphine wrote:Heh, as a mostly-lesbian I prefer men who are only a few inches taller than me, is that, so you may have a point.

Don't say mostly lesbian. It's like saying that Diet Coke isn't completely Coke.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:26 pm

Delph is a diet lesbian!

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:44 pm

I prefer women but I make exceptions for a small number of men. I'l like a 4 and a half on the Kinsey scale or something.

Post by **Esrever** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:36 pm

But she's a 400 on the regular scale!

Rimshot!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:58 pm

And a 7.5 on the Richter Scale!

Rimjob!

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:35 pm

Delphine wrote:I prefer women but I make exceptions for a small number of men.

Careful, Josh's ego is large enough as it is.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:16 pm

...I'll just leave that one alone.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:27 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:And a 7.5 on the Richter Scale!

Rimjob!

High five, man. High fucking five.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:39 pm

Esrever wrote:But she's a 400 on the regular scale!

Rimshot!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:43 pm

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:07 am

You're supposed to laugh! Otherwise it's not funny!

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:22 am

I guess it wasn't that funny :/ .

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:51 am

Actually, I thought it was hilarious

-ly awful. Shame on you, Esrever!

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:05 am

This thread reminds me of why I love you guys so much.

And I meant that in a totally platonic way. I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS. That goes double for you, NT. Stop sending me poems.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:14 am

Locit wrote:
plasticwingsband wrote:And a 7.5 on the Richter Scale!

Rimjob!
High five, man. High fucking five.

No no. Not high five.

Respek Knuckles.

I'm sorry Del but I'm easily influenced I still love you k

you're my favorite internets bitch