Good news

Majestic Joey · Post by **Majestic Joey** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:33 am

For the first time in 6 years I finally got a jackpot in the sonic and knuckles pinball bonus stage!
After failing all my classes, breaking my leg and never getting a date my luck is finnally starting to turn good.

Ritz · Post by **Ritz** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 2:37 am

Wow, your life really sucks.

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:00 pm

Now I've got the MUSIC IN MY HEAD

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:46 pm

Congrats a winner is you.

SegaSonic · Post by **SegaSonic** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:07 pm

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:59 pm

My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:40 pm

Every time I see something with the heading "Good news!" I'm afraid it's more "Did you know Jesus died for you? FOR YOU!" screaming from Wal*Mart shoppers.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:43 pm

Well he did, you know.

HyperFox · Post by **HyperFox** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:52 pm

Light Speed wrote:Well he did, you know.

Are you so sure? He could've died from a whipped cream fetish, but it got translated wrong because the Hebrew word for "whipped cream fetish" is so similar to the Hebrew word for "you". It's kinda like when Cinderella got translated from French to English the squirell fur slippers got changed to glass slippers.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:12 pm

Hey, I never asked him to die for me. It was his idea. Couldn't he have waited until I decided that's what I wanted? It's like getting a surprise birthday party when you just want to go inside and jerk off.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:49 pm

That's an, uhm, interesting analogy.

HyperFox · Post by **HyperFox** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:59 pm

CM August wrote:That's an, uhm, interesting analogy.

And so very true... Jesus always walks in when I want to jack off.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:23 pm

Yeah, he's starting to get pretty creepy.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:45 am

j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO

Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.

Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.

HyperFox · Post by **HyperFox** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:34 pm

Omni Hunter wrote:
j-man wrote:My parents are in Las Vegas right now. As a result, my house is suitably wrecked and awash with empty beer bottles and pizza boxes. FREE HOUSE WOO
Careful of the free-house, beer may come gushing out of your nose.

Anyways, I always thought Jesus was creepy anyway with the effect he has on the kids. I swear, if I hear a kid sing Little Donkey again I may have to go schitzo for a while.

Satan eats the little children,
all the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
he'll have a snack tonight.
Satan eats the children of the world...