Friends don't let friends shoplift with drug paraphanelia.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:57 pm

Well, my day was interesting... I got to watch my friends get pinched coming out of a Hecht's, because they were, as you may have guessed, shoplifting.

In a moment of genius, they decided to take the cannibus and the bong with them in their car.

Now, one must question the wisdom of shoplifting. Then one must consider the wisdom of leaving your shit in a car. Finally, one must consider the wisdom of leaving your shit in the car while you go shoplifting.

Needless to say, the cops searched the car and found 2 pounds of the stuff and a bong. They're currently awaiting trial.

And here I am, out a saxophone player. That may be the greatest casualty of all.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:08 pm

I can play the piano.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:08 pm

I guess you weren't a true friend then.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:45 pm

Yes. Because I am a sucky friend, I need to find someone else who owns a tenor sax and is fairly decent with it.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:35 pm

I have a friend who does the sax but she may find difficulties suddenly crossing the atlantic somewhat.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:38 pm

If it has a vagina, it is welcome in my band.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:18 pm

What if she can play sax with her vagina?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:04 pm

Bonus points. It'll be a wonderful gimmick.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:28 pm

I'll get her practising. I think she goes to America after she goes home to Sweden for a week.

LocalH · Post by **LocalH** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:15 am

As a cannabis user, I say those guys were fucking stupid.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:26 pm

LocalH wrote:As a cannabis user, I say those guys were fucking stupid.

As someone who hangs out with several cannabis users, I say they were fucking retarded.