Hello im vanessa

Mouthfullofjoy · Post by **Mouthfullofjoy** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:37 am

Vanessa is on pet star right now so how was it huh

Vanessa · Post by **Vanessa** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:56 am

It was pretty fun i saw alot of great acts and i got paid pretty good too

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:02 am

wow i just saw ur page ur a realy pretty lady!!

For the record, Spazz made me laugh so loud with that forumpic I found out I have an echo in my house.

Vanessa · Post by **Vanessa** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:05 am

Thank's alot

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:17 am

Man alive. How can I break this to you gently?

I doubt so much that you are who you say you are that I would more readily accept you are, in fact, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Himself, or any other personage of such impossible existence, such as an anthropomorphic representation of the four seasons or a pile of rocks brought to unholy, shuddering life by arcane magick, utilised to raze cities to the ground Godzilla-style by an unknown and possibly otherworldly aggressor, his nefarious plans inconcievable to the frail human mind.

Mouthfullofjoy · Post by **Mouthfullofjoy** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:52 am

I doubt somebody that was in movies and on tv would ever come here she's even at imdb.com

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:23 pm

Hi Vanessa. I was on Buffy and American Pie.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:29 pm

See, I thought I went overboard with my post, but steady on, Penguin.

Mouthfullofjoy · Post by **Mouthfullofjoy** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:28 pm

I was on saturday night live as a host the music guest was bach

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:03 pm

Hi Vanessa. I was on Buffy and American Pie.

OMG! Seriously!?!1111/1/!!! Were you one TeH vamps? That be SOOOOOOOOOO Ko0l!
~Neo

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:06 pm

I'm a guy. End of story.
And you know there's a newbie thread, don't you? Of course you do.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:24 pm

True but this is Vanessa we're talking about here.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:00 pm

Koosh Koosh! wrote:I AM NOT A LADY.

Yeah, so? Neither am I, but I've still got girly bits.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:55 pm

This thread makes me giggle. In a manly way.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:03 pm

I've had to defend myself like this before: men don't giggle, they chuckle. When you're old and white, it's called a scoff.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:04 pm

Gibbon, I wouldn't call what you do a chuckle. It's more along the lines of a titter.

Hee hee. Tit.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:27 pm

oh man, I leave for a couple of days, and look what you people do. You make insanely funny threads. Maybe I should leave you all to your work then?

Ancient · Post by **Ancient** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:56 am

Green Gibbon! wrote:I've had to defend myself like this before: men don't giggle, they chuckle. When you're old and white, it's called a scoff.

What do old and black people do? Cough and gag?

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:59 am

I'd say most old guys just wheeze and mumble. It takes a codger who still has at least half his marbles to sufficiently pull off a decent scoff.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:15 am

I prefer this Vanessa.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:48 am

You're talking about the gun, aren't you.

Hey look, a crowbar is used for the safety.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:25 pm

chriscaffee wrote:I prefer this Vanessa.

She's a lot better looking than that other one, and probably can open her own jelly jars.

Post by **Esrever** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:03 pm

I'd like to open HER jelly jars, if you know what I mean!

(I mean have intercourse with her.)

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:29 pm

Suggestive!

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:38 pm

You're talking about the gun, aren't you.

The weapon is just a nice bonus. I found the image by Googling "hot chick." First page too.

Hey look, a crowbar is used for the safety.

Technically not a safety, but that's probably what it is for. If the weapon is not safe, manual rotation of the barrels will set off the firing cycle.[/img]