That's not webfluid . . .

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:13 pm

Contrary to popular belief, Spiderman has never made anyone gay.

HOWEVER -

SOMEONE ELSE MADE SPIDERMAN GAY!

That's right, bitches. Spiderman lost his virginity to a dude. And then felt guilty afterwards and whined about it to his PARENTS!

That's just hilarious. Oh man.

Well, now we know the plot of Spiderman 3:

Spidey vs The Buggernaut

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:21 pm

...suddenly, I'm very glad that link is broken for me.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:22 pm

How the hell do you go from reading a magazine featuring hot, scantily clad women to wanting to "touch" a guy?

Also, I recently learned that my teacher's daughter-in-law makes the costumes for the movies. She said she was currently working on costumes for the third movie, but she didn't know who the villains were going to be.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:10 pm

I could've sworn I had the whole thing somewhere.

Yeah, here it is.

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:35 pm

So let me get this straight. The trauma of his Uncle's death is enough to drive him to fight crime in spandex, but this OTHER trauma has no noticible effect on his life at all?

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:38 pm

Wow. You guys are assholes. ; P

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:40 pm

So, what... what's Judy's number?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:20 pm

Yeah. What 13-year old boy didn't dream of boning a hot babysitter? Fuck, even I did.

Tony totally shot down on an amazing experience. One that would've given him enormous bragging rights amongst his male cohorts for decades to come.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:19 pm

Yeah, I don't know what the hell's wrong with Tony.

Maybe he's a gay. Judy's hot.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 8:53 am

Kinky.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:31 am

I was gonna deny it, but after seeing them comic pages, I can'ts denies 'em no mores.
~Neo

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:35 pm

Great, I now hope that my little cousin doesn't want to be too much like Spiderman.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:34 pm

This reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon!