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http://www.dahv.com/

Humanity has officially broken new levels of stupid and rap has officially transcended new levels of complete garbage.

Keep in mind she's only 10 as she raps so eloquently about shaking her tits and Shirley Temples (the drinks, not the actor). Loud music on link.

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Truly horrifying, the world is safe no more.

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Post by Dash »

Between that and hearing about GTA:SA getting an AO rating, I'm finding it hard to stop laughing.

My laughing increased ten-fold when I saw the link to the "Fans" section

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She "raps" (God help me) about non-alcoholic cocktails? Man alive. Barely 3 seconds on that site and my own lower intestine shot up to my head and tried to strangle my brain.

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Jeez, this caused a javascript error on my computer, almost crashing it.

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Post by Popcorn »

I like the bit where she goes "mobile phone goes beep-bop-bop-ba-boop".

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Post by Neo Yi »

She's only 10? I miss the days when 10 year old kids still had their mind on childish games, playing outside, and cooties or something, not cocktails or cellphones. Kids these days are trying to grow up too fast, at least that's how I view them nowadays...
~Neo

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You perceive correctly. Kids today are dumbasses.

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Post by chriscaffee »

Kids have always been dumb. That's why they are kids and not parents. The real problem is now parents are dumb too.

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Post by Crazy Penguin »

Neo Yi wrote:She's only 10?
According to the site she was born on 23 August 1993. WB can't subtract.

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Yeah, well, what'd you expect? He's black.

XD

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Segaholic2 wrote:Yeah, well, what'd you expect? He's black.

XD
Uh-oh, NT's gonna get shot.

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NT IS BEING BLACKIST

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Segaholic is Nathan Tsui? And all this time I thought Green Gibbon was NT.

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Post by Brazillian Cara »

Actually, Jared is GG!.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Dunjohn wrote:Segaholic is Nathan Tsui? And all this time I thought Green Gibbon was NT.
Does anybody make jokes about Gibbon having a small penis? No.

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Because he doesn't have one to begin with. :cool:

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Poor man.

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Post by Grant »

So I finally checked out that DaHv site, in fact I even mentioned it on my show this afternoon, and I can only repeat WB's sentiments.

Just... ugh. That site is definitely from the "they'll let anyone be parents" files.

I mean, how repulsive is it what some parents will do to make a buck? A few posters above were commenting how stupid the 11-year-old girl herself is, but it's not like she's really in charge of anything. I very much doubt any of it was the girl's idea. It's not like she decided at age 8 she was going to be a rapper and then arranged everything.

I would argue that forcing (at best, allowing) your daughter to present herself in the way that DaHv has is much worse than even those pushy child actor parents. At least child actors are encouraged to act their age, where as DaHv is pressured to be more "adult" only because that's what's popular at the moment and presents the easiest way to make money. It's border-line prostitution.

Also, it bears repeating that the music itself was awful. "I'm like Elvis Presley but I'm 10 years old." Wow.

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Post by One Classy Bloke »

Apparently she was born to make hits, watch you move like a king(?) and shake her tits. So i theorize that Grant may be right.

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Fuck theory, Grant is right.

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Post by Baba O'Reily »

Grant is always right, even when he isn't.

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Post by Grant »

Now you've got it.

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