If you had two penises, they'd probably call you Lucky, too

[ban ME]

The concept of "two penises" is one of those ironic things; everybody claims it's enviable, but actually having it is clearly an undesirable trait. It would be just shockingly disgusting enough to bother people sexually, but it would be loved by the porn industry. If you were to sell yourself to them, you'd become a valued, pricey commodity amongst freaks. Although wealthy, you'd be loveless and haunted by the fact that at any one moment there is probably some deviant, balding, rotund, middle-aged man masturbating while looking in the general direction of your image. I suppose your appreciation of that reality depends on your priorities.

[Kishi]

There have been numerous cases of guys having two, but almost invariably, at least one of them doesn't work.

[Delphine]

Which is better than the guys who only have one, and that one doesn't work.

[Zeta]

Or the girls who have one that doesn't work.

[Kishi]

I think of it as one of those monkey's paw wishes. A guy wishes for two dicks, seems to get what he desires, and then has to deal with half his genitalia being dead weight. Although, as much fun as it is to slap girls in the face with just one, it couldn't be a complete loss.

[Baba O'Reily]

For instance, you could do a picture of a dick propeller without using Photoshop.

[SealElement]

Doesn't Tails already do that?

[Baba O'Reily]

If his penii/penises extended out of his rear end, then he sure does.

[Omni Hunter]

What? Penii coming out of his ass?

[Baba O'Reily]

Not so much his ass, but the end of his spinal cord.