WARNING: Adult Link Inside

Milo · Post by **Milo** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:34 am

This topic destroys my soul.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:53 am

Zeta wrote:How do you know Morphia is a dude?

It just feels right.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:00 am

<img src="http://www.rbgrips.net/600_target_maple ... t_only.jpg">
HAHAHAHAHAH BUTT

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:34 am

+

= a pair of Great Tits.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:36 am

Who wants to see my pecker in action?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:38 pm

How do you know Morphia is a dude?

I swear I read somewhere ( I can't remember where though, it's been a while)that Morpha or whatever it's called is suppose to be a girl...which makes that picture a bit more interesting.
~Neo

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:13 pm

Morpha is just a stupid monster. Next you'll be assigning genders to Eggman's robots.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:20 pm

I always thought Unidus was hot.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:24 pm

You're a little sensitive about gender, aren't you?

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:41 am

Oh yeah, I remember in Chrono Cross, Zappa could perform a move called <i>Balls of Iron</i>. I don't have a screenshot of him performing the move, though, 'cuz if I did, I'd say "Balls of Iron" with a picture of Zappa starting the move with the caption "Balls of Iron"

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:43 pm

Morpha is just a stupid monster. Next you'll be assigning genders to Eggman's robots.

Eggrobos are fat women...
~Neo

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:04 am

If only Del could fly and wield a laser pistol.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:38 am

Poison Eggroll wrote:Oh yeah, I remember in Chrono Cross, Zappa could perform a move called <i>Balls of Iron</i>. I don't have a screenshot of him performing the move, though, 'cuz if I did, I'd say "Balls of Iron" with a picture of Zappa starting the move with the caption "Balls of Iron"

For some reason, that reminded me of an item in Morrowind. It's a gauntlet that fortifies your bare handed attack. It's name? Gauntlet of the Horny Fist. Comes in both left and right handed versions.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:28 pm

So far, I've only liked one character in a video game named Zappa, and he was possessed by ghosts. It isn't fair.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:55 pm

Zeta wrote:If only Del could fly and wield a laser pistol.

You're assuming I can't.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:04 pm

Del uses wall hacks. I just know it.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:05 am

Tested them myself.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:24 pm

Robots are sexless creatures, but it doesn't mean they can't have fun. And I needed a reason to post this.
http://www.goats.com/archive/000202.html

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:12 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:So far, I've only liked one character in a video game named Zappa, and he was possessed by ghosts. It isn't fair.

Zappa is a pain in the ass to fight, especially when he uses that glowing knight ghost thingie. Maybe I'm just unskilled, but if I'm up against a decent Zappa player, I'll be lucky to win 1 round.

Ky is still the best though ;D.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:04 am

Ky is a punk. Robo-Ky is where it's at, man. Everything is better with robots.
But you know I'm a whore for Baiken at heart.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:10 am

I actually prefer Ky to Robo-Ky, but Chipp and Venom are where it's at for me.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:08 pm

Anji Moto! He's so attractive.

I'm also good with Robo-ky, and i'm building up my Zappa.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:48 pm

One Classy Bloke wrote:Anji Mito!

Fixed, because I have no life.

Cuckooguy · Post by **Cuckooguy** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:28 pm

The primary characters I use in Guilty Gear are Anji Mito and May. My secondary character happen to be Faust, though I also find Bridget pretty fun to play as.

I hate Dizzy's character design. I mean, it's the epitome of design of every badly designed fan character out there.

Also, Zappa does happen to be a pain in the ass to play against. I could never beat him when he was the final boss in Faust's story mode in Guilty Gear X2.

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:32 pm

Pffffffffffft, Jam for the win.

And if that doesn't work, it's time to bust out Slayer.

It's all about the non-weapon charas.