The Battle for One Billion Pounds

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:02 pm

Afterall the stimulation of phallic tissue by rubbing it up against another person's phallic tissue is surely the most important experience one can ever have. Oh wait.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:27 pm

Afterall the stimulation of phallic tissue by rubbing it up against another person's phallic tissue is surely the most important experience one can ever have. Oh wait.

Name 10 better ones.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:11 pm

1. Getting a new puppy
2. Wiping your own ass for the first time as a show of independance
3. Anal sex
The list goes on, but I'm too lazy to write it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:57 pm

It must make you proud to accomplish what almost every member of the human race has done since the dawn of their existence.

LOLjealousy

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:07 pm

Zeta wrote:Hence the reason virgins should feel bad.

Really? I guess I should start slitting my wrists then.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:24 pm

Don't forget to tell us all about it in LiveJournal.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:36 pm

Harsh dude :P
Those razors were quite painful, I wont be doing that again.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:03 pm

Name 10 better ones.

That's rather pathetic and selfish that you can't do it yourself, but I'll accomidate you. In no particular order:

1: Raise a child.
2: Save another human life.
3: Find a partner that loves you and spend the rest of your life with them.
4: (Work to) advance human knowledge in some area of study.
5: Influence other people to do good or avoid self-destructive tendencies.
6: Work to recieve a higher education to better yourself.
7: Devote yourself to a positive cause or ideal.
8: Create a beautiful piece of art.
9: Supporting yourself, your family, and your parents (in their old age).
10: Live an ethical, moral life.

When you die, no one will remember you as "that guy that had sex." In the scheme of things, it really isn't that important.[/quote]

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:11 pm

Wow...that coming from a guy that has racist tendencies. Frankly.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:12 pm

chriscaffee wrote:When you die, no one will remember you as "that guy that had sex."

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:49 pm

That's rather pathetic and selfish that you can't do it yourself, but I'll accomidate you. In no particular order:

1: Raise a child.
2: Save another human life.
3: Find a partner that loves you and spend the rest of your life with them.
4: (Work to) advance human knowledge in some area of study.
5: Influence other people to do good or avoid self-destructive tendencies.
6: Work to recieve a higher education to better yourself.
7: Devote yourself to a positive cause or ideal.
8: Create a beautiful piece of art.
9: Supporting yourself, your family, and your parents (in their old age).
10: Live an ethical, moral life.

Except for most people, 1 and 3 require sex. And 9 too.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:59 pm

I wouldn't say 3 requires sex. Though it most definitely results in it.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:50 pm

How the hell does 9 require sex? I'd think it's more like "requires a job". You trying to tell us you're a "lady of the night"?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:02 am

Actually, I agree with Caffee on this one. Bragging about having sex is pretty sad.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:08 am

chriscaffee wrote:1: Raise a child.
2: Save another human life.
3: Find a partner that loves you and spend the rest of your life with them.
4: (Work to) advance human knowledge in some area of study.
5: Influence other people to do good or avoid self-destructive tendencies.
6: Work to recieve a higher education to better yourself.
7: Devote yourself to a positive cause or ideal.
8: Create a beautiful piece of art.
9: Supporting yourself, your family, and your parents (in their old age).
10: Live an ethical, moral life.

That's actually a pretty damn good list.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:21 am

Just because raising a child usually requires sex at some point in time doesn't mean that the raising itself can't be more fulfilling, Zeta.

Post by **G.Silver** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:58 am

When you die, no one will remember you as "that guy that had sex."

Wow, I really didn't expect such a good comeback.

SuitCase · Post by **SuitCase** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:30 am

11. Draw a picture of Sonic?

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS :|

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:49 am

Amazing Grant wrote:Actually, I agree with Caffee on this one. Bragging about having sex is pretty sad.

Same here, if someone offered I'd say yes but it's not exactly on my list of things to do at the moment.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:18 am

Excellent list. I couldn't have put it in better words.

Zeta wrote:Except for most people, 1 and 3 require sex. And 9 too.

But this is a list of things that are better than sex. It doesn't matter if sex leads up to it or not.

As for number 2, I can confirm that there is no better feeling in the world than saving someone's life. The look on the families face when you tell them that thier husband is alive, that their child is breathing again or that their mother is safely out of the house is a look and a feeling that can't be reproduced. It has to be experienced. I haven't experienced it too much, but when I have, it is a memory that will stay with me for the rest of my life.

I doubt that sex can compare to that feeling, or any other sense of accomplishment for that matter.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:02 am

Amazing Grant wrote:Actually, I agree with Caffee on this one. Bragging about having sex is pretty sad.

Looks like you missed the point. He was comparing his attraction to human beings to Baba's attraction to anthropomorphic monstrosities.

Post by **Popcorn** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:25 am

I lost by three votes.

I can't believe you guys did that to me. Neil's sucks!

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:15 am

This whole thread is pretty awesome.

minnietguinea · Post by **minnietguinea** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:45 am

Well, I think the picture Koosh Koosh made is better.
And I'm the better drummer here. I can play the beat to Capetown.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:21 am

Kishi wrote:
Amazing Grant wrote:Actually, I agree with Caffee on this one. Bragging about having sex is pretty sad.
Looks like you missed the point. He was comparing his attraction to human beings to Baba's attraction to anthropomorphic monstrosities.

Fuck you too.

The GHZ Forum

The Battle for One Billion Pounds

Whose Sonic is better?