Stop fucking your wife, please.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:26 am

http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=28239

AAAAH!

Shouldn't she be like, a formless lump crawling along the ground with a shattered pelvis?

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:31 am

Well, apparently not.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:16 pm

16 kids in 17 years? Good grief, they didn't waste much time... ever.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:28 pm

She must be powerful hungry to want to eat all those kids.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:51 pm

I have a feeling she isnt' going to be around for the average lifespan of a women.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:45 pm

Something tells me they're Catholic.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:11 pm

Probably building that house with the money from the documentaries.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:25 pm

I wonder how many hallucinogens I have to do before I look at 15 kids, and go, "Hmm... One more."

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:48 pm

More than the average stoner, I'll say.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:00 am

Average nothing. A meth lab couldn't get me enough to think that.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:02 am

Oh, I don't know. Meth labs can make you do some pretty fucked-up shit.