Can you sue a fortune cookie for plagiary.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:16 pm

My fortune cookie: "In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

. . .

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:26 pm

MY fortune cookie said "In the end, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!1111"

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:32 pm

Must've been one long-ass piece of paper.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:37 pm

My fortune cookie said, "Don't bother."

.........

;______;

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:53 pm

My fortune cookies all say, "Moskau! Moskau! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, HEY!"

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:11 pm

Zeta wrote:My fortune cookie: "In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

If they were going to steal lyrics from Abbey Road, they should've put "You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper."

It would've been more fitting.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:22 pm

Well, I suppose they could, but I think the song vaguely referenced in my avatar would be better.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:26 pm

Badluck and misfortune will inhabit your pathetic soul for all eternity.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:19 pm

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The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:02 pm

Actually, it's "infest your pathetic soul", but I'm going to let it slide this time.

The next time you rip off Rocko, make sure to get it right.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:42 pm

Really, man. Don't desecrate my favorite childhood show.

tornadot · Post by **tornadot** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:02 pm

My fortune cookies always say some crummy message but I throw it away because I hate to bite into a piece of paper when enjoying my cookie.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:54 pm

My last fortune cookie said "A secret admirer will soon reveal his feelings for you".

...Zeta?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:21 am

Hey, I got that exact same one a few months ago.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:40 am

Masculine pronouns cover both genders when they're used in general terms. Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

CE · Post by CE » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:57 am

Masculine pronouns are all the pronouns you should ever need. To have femenine nouns go professional... it's just unthinkable.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:17 pm

Kishi wrote:Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

Why not?

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:29 pm

CE wrote:To have femenine nouns go professional... it's just unthinkable.

Feminine nouns should just stay at home and cook and have babies.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:46 pm

The Doc wrote:
Kishi wrote:Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.
Why not?

Because masculine pronouns already account for both genders, and just from an aesthetic perspective, he/she, etc. are needlessly cumbersome.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:54 pm

Chinese doesn't even have gendered pronouns.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:03 pm

I didn't even know Chinese had genders.

Post by **Delphine** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:13 pm

Kishi wrote:Masculine pronouns cover both genders when they're used in general terms. Don't be fooled by this recent bull dyke feminist "his/her" crap.

"Bull dyke feminist"? You're such a fucking tool.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:27 pm

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:41 pm

It works that way in the Hispanic language, and it's much easier that way. However, they have gendered articles, so my evidently, my hamburger has a cooter.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:51 am

For masculine-only pronouns, I recommend reading:

"For there's a man inside me, and only when he is out, can I walk free of pain."