Deadly Wang Disarmed by Robot

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed May 25, 2005 2:51 pm

PENIS CLOSES ROAD
skynews
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

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Nate, stop leaving your toys everywhere.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:04 pm

It's funny because my friends gave my not-really-gay friend a blow-up doll for his birthday last year, and it came with a huge detachable plastic penis.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:11 pm

Link?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 25, 2005 7:36 pm

this link
or the link betwen Nate's and Zeta's posts?

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu May 26, 2005 4:03 am

I wonder what John Ashcroft would say about this?

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:39 pm

All the dildos in America would be doomed.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Fri May 27, 2005 12:57 am

HE'D HAVE TO START WITH HIMSELF LOLL!L!!!

okay I'm done sucking.

Carl with a K · Post by **Carl with a K** » Sun May 29, 2005 10:55 am

That is possibly the best headline ever.