Comparing Magical Oranges to Magical Apples.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:44 pm

Then the winner gets to fuck the loser's sister while he watches.

Can I pick to just fuck the winner instead while his sister watches?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:19 pm

G.Silver wrote:They also do it on the "three," is it "1, 2, 3, GO" (either spoken or just in motion) in english or something else?

In English, the way I've always seen, is "Rock, paper, scissors" with the go on Scissors. So 1, 2, 3 with the go on 3. And you bring down your fist on each count.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:04 pm

*shrugs* Me and my classmates and friends always said "1, 2, 3, GO!" along with bringing our fist down with each count and showing our hand on "GO" when we grew up.

It was pretty easy to win as they were very predictable and almost always picked rock.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:50 pm

http://www.worldrps.com/

Internets.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:21 pm

I learnt it as "Ching Chang Chong". I played a very tactical game.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Thu May 05, 2005 3:17 pm

It's Jan-Ken-Po. Period.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:00 pm

No, it's not.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:35 pm

When I see "Double-S-," I think "Double Saber."

Am I right?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu May 05, 2005 9:49 pm

He has two?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:28 am

You know it.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Sun May 08, 2005 1:32 am

Off Topic: You know, every time I see this thread, it reminds me of the bullshit story my old workplace gave me about lunch breaks. Our problem: We work 12 hour shifts and we get 30 minutes for lunch, but the front office types work for 8 hours and get a 1 hour lunch. We couldn't leave the plant, 'cause we'd never make it back in time, but some of the office types would leave for lunch early and NOT come back, and that was cool. When we asked them about this double-standard, they told us TO OUR FACES "It's comparing apples and oranges". I sweaar, that was the closest they ever came to a lynching. And we never found out who was an Apple and who was an Orange.

On Topic: Anyone ever play thumbs up, 7 up?

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Sun May 08, 2005 3:00 am

-wyvern wrote:I learned Janken from alex kidd. When someone lost we dropped weights on him and stole his pogo stick.

Talking about Alex kidd (Alex kidd in miracle world), there is any way to get the ending of the game after you beat the final boss?. Cause a ghost always kills me after that. There is some kind of code or what?.

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Sun May 08, 2005 4:51 am

There is, in that room where the ghost always kills you there are a number of tiles and you have to press all the tiles in a certain order. Succeed and you win the game; mess up and a ghost kills you. I'm unsure of the order but I think the king gives you this slab with various pictures on it which is the solution to the puzzle (though it's difficult to tell when it starts). Of course you have to give the king summin' to get it and I can't remember what that is or where you get it- possibly in the fortress where you fight rockhead. Of course there's always gamefaqs...

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sun May 08, 2005 11:46 am

VGJustice wrote:Off Topic: You know, every time I see this thread, it reminds me of the bullshit story my old workplace gave me about lunch breaks. Our problem: We work 12 hour shifts and we get 30 minutes for lunch, but the front office types work for 8 hours and get a 1 hour lunch. We couldn't leave the plant, 'cause we'd never make it back in time, but some of the office types would leave for lunch early and NOT come back, and that was cool. When we asked them about this double-standard, they told us TO OUR FACES "It's comparing apples and oranges". I swear, that was the closest they ever came to a lynching. And we never found out who was an Apple and who was an Orange.

Mmm...I can't think of any good punchline that would make this a Dilbert strip. Any guesses?

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Sun May 08, 2005 7:12 pm

Me killing the staff while Dilbert and Walley pretend not to notice?

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:22 pm

smiths32 wrote:There is, in that room where the ghost always kills you there are a number of tiles and you have to press all the tiles in a certain order. Succeed and you win the game; mess up and a ghost kills you. I'm unsure of the order but I think the king gives you this slab with various pictures on it which is the solution to the puzzle (though it's difficult to tell when it starts). Of course you have to give the king summin' to get it and I can't remember what that is or where you get it- possibly in the fortress where you fight rockhead. Of course there's always gamefaqs...

You mean the blue orb that makes the Yanken duels harder? Cause if it isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t that, then is the invisibility/warp trick in the castle and I can only do it by luckÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:34 am

Nova, trying to help you advance in an 8-bit game is like trying to give a Spanish speaking person in Brazil directions to the Eiffel Tower.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:36 am

Smiths, what are you trying to say? Are you saying that hispanic people are inadequate navigators to France? Why do you have to make it racial, man?

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Mon May 09, 2005 9:07 am

Yeah, smithstopher.

</great wit>

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:27 pm

Why would a Spaniard or a Brazilian want to go France?
That's uncalled for Smithy.

VGJustice · Post by **VGJustice** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:13 pm

Yeah, no one wants to go to France. Everyone knows that.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:08 pm

But I agree that there are some brazillians that only speak spanish. On the borders.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue May 10, 2005 5:17 am

...Huh?

smiths32 · Post by **smiths32** » Tue May 10, 2005 9:56 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:Smiths, what are you trying to say? Are you saying that hispanic people are inadequate navigators to France? Why do you have to make it racial, man?

Well, I could always make it personal. For example: helping Nova to advance in an 8-bit game is like trying to explain Einstein's theory of relativity to Baba while he is masturbating.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:52 pm

How sutile.