Conan's "Walker: Texas Ranger" Clips=Funny Shit!

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:45 pm

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker.shtml

Problably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Watch it!

"Jump! I'll catch you!" *jumps* "Aaah" Bonk!!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:43 pm

Watchable, but ultimately underwhelming.

Edit: OK, so I just watched some more of the clips. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious. :)

Post by **Squirrelknight** » Sun May 01, 2005 6:05 pm

We once had a lengthy GHZ AIM chat about those once.

*Walker tastes the dirt* "Hmmm... A plane crashed here."

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun May 01, 2005 6:36 pm

Yes, yes we did. Although those clips are funny, they don't show my very favorite Walker clip. In the clip, Walker beats up two bad guys and he looks pretty satisfied with himself but at the very end of the clip - out of nowhere, WHAM!! - he's smacked in the face by an oar.

I larfed for days.

DarkPrime · Post by **DarkPrime** » Sun May 01, 2005 7:41 pm

"Walker told me I have AIDS".

Best. Line. Ever.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sun May 01, 2005 7:50 pm

I remember a clip about a hippo that was there for no reason.
Good times, those.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:37 pm

I love these.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:38 am

Man, these were awesome.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Mon May 02, 2005 7:41 am

That show is too innocent for its own good.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:44 pm

Some of Chuck Norris' Direct-to-DVD covers are downright hilarious, too.

This is my favorite:

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Mon May 02, 2005 2:57 pm

Safari won't play them! Argh!

Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:02 pm

That's a real Walker DVD? What kind of show is this anyway?

Oh and I'm sooo going to do that whole dramatic "Goood, you bore me and you wouldn't like me when I'm bored!" line the next time I bump into a dull person.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:13 pm

Er, whoops. I meant Chuck Norris, not Walker.

Although that DVD could be related to the Walker show, I dunno. In either case, it's still really fuckin' bad.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:47 pm

This was the best thing that ever came from Conan's show. Is he still doing it, or did they finally run out of clips?

Timestones · Post by **Timestones** » Mon May 02, 2005 8:40 pm

I think the "Walker" clips are only brought out every so often. The first time it was used when NBC merged with Universal, and they then stopped after a few weaks only to be brought out about a year later during the week of Chuck Norris's birthday. When they'll show up again, who knows?