Brain the size of a planet and they can't make a movie

[Double-S-]

Their goofy definition != real definition

Even though quintilogy or whatever doesn't register as a word at Dictionary.com.

[Delphine]

Quintrilogy: a trilogy in five parts.

[Locit]

I'll buy that.

[Baba O'Reily]

It's perfectly reasonable.

[Koosh Koosh!]

ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BABY:

On Mausoleum club, MJ Simpson asked if someone there could pm him to pass on a message here, so I volunteered.

He's posted something on his Stop Press page to "correct a misapprehension" posted by someone earlier in this thread (I can't be bothered trawling back through the thread but I do remember reading the original post).

I'll quote, as in a few days the comment may be further down the page and harder to find.

The internet, as we know, carries a lot of
incorrect information. Here is a story that has
started turning up on some discussion boards.
The first sentence may or may not be true. The
second is complete fiction.

"MJ Simpson is an idiotic twat. The only reason
he's pissed off is because he was helping to
write the tie-in book, which subsequently got
cancelled for a re-issue of the original novel
with a movie poster cover."

I don't know what this 'tie-in book' is. The
only tie-in books that I know of are the Making
Of and the novel with the film cover. Both were
planned from the start and are in shops now.

It is true that, more than a year ago, I had
indicated (to Robbie Stamp) my willingness to
write the Making Of if the gig was available.
Then, several months ago, Disney realised that
they had screwed up their schedules and the
whole book needed writing and designing in
three weeks, so the publisher called in a
jobbing writer (who had done other Making Of
books) to throw it together. I don't know if he
did a good job or whether he is even credited.
And, the money aside (which wiouldn't have been
much) I'm not too sad about not getting the job.

I don't know if this story is the basis for
this rumour, but it's the closest that reality
gets to what is being said.

So, erm, that's it. Just don't shoot the messenger. ;)

Hooray! MJ Simpson's spies visited the GHZ! Or he spends his days google searching his name constantly. His lengths of defending his rather rubbish fanboy name probably suggests the latter.

Of course, as someone on that message board said, the most amusing thing is that his defence for not being dropped from writing a tie-in book, was being dropped from a tie-in book. Hum.

[Segaholic2]

Whoa, what? That's... Crazy.

[Omni Hunter]

[j-man]

TOILET HUMORZ

[Omni Hunter]

The punchline is "NO SHIT"
See...it's a toilet...without any shit...yeah.

[Segaholic2]

After discussing it with Neil for a short bit, THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BASHING MJ SIMPSON.



MJ SIMPSON LOVES TO GOBBLE COCKS DIPPED AND FRIED IN HORSE SHIT WHILE GETTING BUMMED IN THE REAR BY HOMOSEXUAL ELEPHANTS.

[Koosh Koosh!]

HE ALSO FINDS DUCKS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND LONGS TO HEAR THEIR QUACKS AMPLIFIED IN HIS EAR TEN FOLD. ONCE THIS HAPPENS, HE SHOWERS HIS MOTHER (WHO HE LIVES WITH LOL) IN STICKY ORGASM FLUID.

Oh and he sticks all 5 Hitchikers novels up his arse before retiring to bed.

[plasticwingsband]

MJ Simpson periodically searches his own name in Google and then masturbates to the Search Results page.

[Crazy Penguin]

I'd never heard of him before, and I can't say I care enough to learn more of him. I win!

[Dash]

I'd never heard of him before, and I can't say I care enough to learn more of him. I win!

Now I've got those green with envy blues....

Of course, if I knew nothing about him I would've never gotten that Family Guy joke. That would have been bothersome.

[Delphine]

Now that I know more about MJ Simpson, I understand that the Hitchhiker's movie will be solid gold simply because he doesn't like it.

[Locit]

Agreed.

He also masturbates to snuff films. While Googling his name. And tapes ducks to his cock.
That is all.

[Baba O'Reily]

He supplies me with furry porn.

[Omni Hunter]

He's the reason why I'm still a virgin. It's a conspiracy I'm sure!

[Delphine]

Saving yourself for him, huh?

[G.Silver]

So now wait a minute, does this mean all those script rewrites he mentioned in his review are not accurate? I don't know that they'll completely destroy the movie but the phrase "dumbing down" certainly comes to mind--I thought he made a good point?

[Grant]

MJ Simpson likes to say that he's so ahead of the curve he's behind himself. MJ Simpson also likes anal sex.

MJ Simpson invented the idea of making fun of people on the internet, and he is thus immune to any and all criticism originating on the internet. He just replies to message board flames for fun, you see. For fun.

MJ Simpson cries himself to sleep at night, knowing that his name was the basis for the creation of the immensely popular cartoon series. He also feels a need to deny that fact whenever he reads it.

[Double-S-]

MJ Simpson, uh... sucks.

Penis.

[-wyvern]

MJ Simpson's dick is small, yellow, leech-like and probably the oddest thing in the universe.

[Segaholic2]

And he enjoys sticking it in ears.

[Omni Hunter]

Saving yourself for him, huh?

What!? No, I just don't take the blame for my V-plates on myself.