I'm a showoff. :(

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:45 pm

No pun intended.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:47 pm

I prefer arse to ass. Sounds more demeaning in a English sort of way.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:48 pm

Ass is better for combos. Jack arse sounds weak.

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:52 pm

True, but arse bandit sounds better than ass bandit in my book.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:52 pm

I like using ass as more than a noun. Example: "What the ass are you talking about?" Example: "That joke was ass, man."

...Assman.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:14 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:I've got you all beat. I drive a purple Taurus.

Nothing wrong with that. As a matter of fact, purple is my favorite color. I rock the purple shirts as well.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:15 pm

Is this board GLAD-sanctioned?

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:23 pm

Having sexual intercourse with a member of ones' own gender makes one gay (or bisexual).

Wearing pink/purple shirts does not.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:25 pm

The Doc wrote:Is this board GLAD-sanctioned?

For fuck's sake, don't mention them. They might <i>hear you</i>.

And when I say assflap, I mean to say that one's buttcheeks are loose and free, because they get it up the ass ALL THE TIME.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:28 pm

Yes, they do. And I don't think bisexuals count 'cause I'm one and I don't own a single pink or purple article of clothing.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:32 pm

The Doc wrote:Yes, they do. And I don't think bisexuals count 'cause I'm one and I don't own a single pink or purple article of clothing.

Well, I'm not gay or bisexual and I wear pink shirts and purple shirts. What's your point?

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:32 pm

Color choice has everything to do with a person's sexuality.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:33 pm

Well, I'm not gay or bisexual and I wear pink shirts and purple shirts. What's your point?

He doesn't have one, as far as I can tell.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:35 pm

Delphine wrote:Color choice has everything to do with a person's sexuality.

o i c

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:36 pm

Don't mind him. He's being an asstoker.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:37 pm

Yes. Tragically, I was born without a personality. It was replaced with B-cups and a penchant for professional wrestling and redheads.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:52 pm

Does any man here own the Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast?

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:55 pm

I didn't even know any existed.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:58 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast

<a href="http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/viewtopi ... hat</i></a>?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:00 pm

If a man owns a Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast, and wasn't forced to do so by either Nazis, God, or Republicans, then there is no way in HELL he is straight and even you guys have to back me up on that.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:07 pm

The Doc wrote:If a man owns a Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast, and wasn't forced to do so by either Nazis, God, or Republicans, then there is no way in HELL he is straight and even you guys have to back me up on that.

OK, I'll give you that much.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:11 pm

Thank you.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:18 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Does any man here own the Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast?

I almost bought it.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:21 pm

Spazz wrote:
Green Gibbon! wrote:Does any man here own the Hello Kitty pink Dreamcast?
I almost bought it.

Guess that makes you "Almost Gay" then, doesn't it?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:22 pm

No, Metro.