I'm a showoff. :(

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:19 pm

I got a pink arm band when I gave blood once, and I was the only person on school who had one! :D

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:21 pm

Well, if real men can wear pink shirts and skirts, then slice off my balls and call me Sally 'cause apparently, I'm all-woman.

[NOTE: The preceding was a sarcastic rant. Please do not try to cut my balls off. I love my balls. Stay away.]

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:19 pm

There's an art to it.
I have a lovely sparkly white guitar with a purple sunburst made by Daisy Rock. Only I am man enough to handle it.

YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS GUITAR.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:25 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:There's an art to it.
I have a lovely sparkly white guitar with a purple sunburst made by Daisy Rock. Only I am man enough to handle it.

YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS GUITAR.

It's a looker. Would probably go well with my purple bass, which I lack pictures of. Also, since it's in the shop right now, and I don't know the model, I can't look it up online either.

But just use your imagination.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:51 pm

I couldn't find the pink M16 I like, so here is an M4 instead.

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:52 pm

chriscaffee wrote:

I couldn't find the pink M16 I like, so here is an M4 instead.

I'd sport it.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:56 pm

The Doc wrote:I'm sure they do

Well, good luck getting any while looking like that, you prissy little lesbo-wardrobed queer-fag.

Funny you should say that; when I bought the shirt, two other friends of mine bought the exact same shirt, and we walked home together in an attempt to look as gay as possible. Strangely, the only attention we got was from ladies. There were hot women in convertibles honking their horns at us. I've never seen a hot woman in a convertible in my town before. I rarely even see hot women on their own in my town, but goddamn if there weren't a bunch of 'em in convertibles honkin' at us.

It was a good day.

Post by **Esrever** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:11 pm

Pft. Amateurs! REAL men are in Clan Bubbles.

http://bubbles.nothsa.com/

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:14 pm

Even gay people would be offended at how excessively gay that website is.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 6:19 pm

chriscaffee wrote:

I couldn't find the pink M16 I like, so here is an M4 instead.

I'd load it... twice!

BlazeHedgehog · Post by **BlazeHedgehog** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:32 pm

Took you all night to find a tutorial for this, WB? I didn't even need a tutorial.

<img src="http://blazefire.mooglecavern.com/font_stuff.gif">

Making personalized fonts of your handwriting is fun!

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:34 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:There's an art to it.
I have a lovely sparkly white guitar with a purple sunburst made by Daisy Rock. Only I am man enough to handle it.

YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS GUITAR.

Lovin the colours, lovin the humbuckers. It looks wankable.

Unlike mine:

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:25 am

...Where's the rest of it?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:32 am

I've got you all beat. I drive a purple Taurus.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:20 pm

Is it a suave purple, or a shiny purple? Perhaps neon?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:42 pm

For awhile I tried to contend that it was maroon (and indeed, when I got a parking ticket, they wrote that the color of the car was maroon) but I don't bother anymore. It's purple.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:48 pm

You didn't answer my question, dickface.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:14 pm

He said it was purple. What more do you want? It's not like he's an interior decorator and can distinguish late-spring violet purple with early-summer violet purple. Cut him some fuckin' slack.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:47 pm

I was kidding, assflap.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:00 pm

Don't call me assflap, douche-sucker.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:08 pm

That doesn't even make sense.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:22 pm

And "assflap" does?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:23 pm

No more than "asshandle" =ÃƒÅ¾

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:24 pm

Or "fucknose".

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:40 pm

I was just discussing this with a friend a few days ago. You can turn anything into an insult by tacking "ass" onto it.

Ass pencil.
Ass broom.
Ass wok.
Ass willow.
Ass mongrel.

Try it, it's fun, and there's an ass-associating noun to describe absolutely everyone.