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Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:39 pm

Actually, Platypy (Platypuses? Platypus?) don't squak like ducks. They bark like small dogs.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:25 pm

Platypi. :)

And I don't see why everyone thinks platypi are weird. I don't think they're weirder than any other animal we have. I mean, elephants, that's some fucked up shit, but if you showed a guy an elephant he'd be all "Hey, an elephant" not all "OMGWTF ITZ LIEK A RINO WIHT A BIG NOES!!1"

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:12 pm

But the platypus seems to be a result of God being undecisive in either creating a bird or a mammal.

And barks like a dog to boot. How messed up is that?

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:52 pm

There's nothing special about platypi. They just had the advantage of an enveironment where they could evolve without any natural predators as would have been the case before Australia separated from the mother continent. Go back a few million years in time and push a few species to extinction, then see how different the survivors turn out.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:19 pm

Go back a few million years in time and push a few species to extinction, then see how different the survivors turn out.

I just did that. We were having a discussion about Blakupies - which were a cross between the Hatian Musclefish (a fish with muscly arms) and the Belgian Blastrat (a rodent that flew through the air with explosive farts).

Anyways, back in that timeline, you suggested I go back and push a few species towards extinction.

Well, I did that and now I'm back. And everything is fucked up. Now we're talking about something called a Platypus - or whatever the fuck that is.

What bothers me the most about this new present I've created, is that the world's dominant species is now a clan of insanely violent monkeys. Instead of the peaceful dinosauroids that I and everyone else used to be. We lived in a beautiful utopia of love and laughter. Pornography fell from the sky. Although true - it was pornography of reptillian people, but it seemed normal in the old version of the present. It was pretty damn good. The rivers flowed thick with maple syrup, and the bugs were aplenty and ripe.

Although since I'm the only one who was outside of the timeline, I'm the only one who remembers the original version of this universe.

If it's any consolation, we had a version of Bush in the previous universe. He was councilman "Graph-Blarg-Phla" and he was trying to rise to power by telling everyone to go into the desert and kill the dinosauroids there, because they were growing coconuts that Graph-Blarg-Phla wanted. He was thrown into the arctic sea after people got sick of his ranting.

Sorry for fucking up the world, everyone.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:38 pm

So...what you're saying is that from now on any and all global and political problems in the world can be blamed on Zeta?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:23 pm

Well, you are the one who told me to do it. So you share some of it the responsibility, too.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:32 pm

You both suck!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:54 pm

It's not all bad. Having warm blood and solid bones is a distinct improvement.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:51 pm

This thread is now retarded.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:56 pm

Isn't that a good cue to lock it? Let's see that Eggman TV!

Post by Bo » Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:53 pm

Hey, Esrever, we done with this one?

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:05 pm

We are so done.