Baba might find these useful

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:40 pm

<a href="http://www.dogcondoms.com/">Dog Condoms</a>.

The strange people who think dogs are human wrote:The problem of dog overpopulation is a real one. However, the noble goal of preventing unwanted dog pregnancy does not justify the means being used. Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the respect it deserves.

Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control, it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:43 pm

How would you even get those on.

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:49 pm

Er. I just actually read the whole page and. Um. "meat scented varieties"? Oh, dear.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:24 pm

Oh god! This has to be connected to PETA, somehow.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:20 pm

Well, finally!

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:58 am

The strangest question & answer in their FAQ is,

Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?

No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.

Heh, "meat-scented".

Omni Hunter · Post by **Omni Hunter** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:46 am

Or the other dog could chew it off thinking it's a "tasty treat".

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:42 am

As for me finding them useful, I'm never on the receiving end. Ever.
EVER.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:55 am

Yeah, what Zeta said.

I fucking hate PETA.

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:16 am

Just when you think people can't become any more stupid they come up with this idea.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:33 am

Anyways, pills would make more sense than condoms.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:53 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:As for me finding them useful, I'm never on the receiving end. Ever.
EVER.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much!

Seymour · Post by **Seymour** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:14 pm

Who the hell would put a condom on a dog? Besides people with furry fetishes.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:18 pm

SuperKnux wrote:I fucking hate PETA.

I think they actually have a billboard around here that says, "Meat is child abuse."

...uh, anyone else seen it?

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:20 pm

I would say having a child is meat abuse.

m i rite or m i rite

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:41 pm

Meat is child?
Abuse!