**backs away slowly...**

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:57 pm

I know a guy named Rusty Gates. He doesn't appreciate the jokes about his name as much as he should.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:00 pm

plasticwingsband wrote:
Light Speed wrote:My roommate went to highschool with a kid named Mike Hunt. His parents must have been retarded.
Mike Hunt, that's fucking great.

No worse than Martha Focker or Mel Keetehts.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:01 pm

A teacher as my high school was named Richard Whacker. His nickname was Dick.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:32 pm

hehehe

muke · Post by **muke** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:20 pm

My cousin has a close friend named Richard Head.

Post by **Esrever** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:36 pm

My friend's Dad's name is Rod Cummings.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:23 pm

Our highschool's old music teacher was also named Mike Hunt. You'd think such a name wouldn't be common.

Post by **G.Silver** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:30 am

A friend of mine in the military says he knows a guy with the last name "Guzzler." His rank is Seamen.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:39 am

Technically everyone in the Navy is a Seaman, though the general term is mostly used for enlisted as is the specific rank.

Army: Soldier
Marines: Marine
Airforce: Airman

I always find it humorous in movies and video games where the term "soldier" is applied to every branch of service.

Which brings up an interesting note: Time's (is it?) person of the year was the United States soldier, which would exclude all other branches. Was this due to ignorance or do they think that the army is really more deserving then any other branch?

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:50 am

Soldier = every military person ever because nobody cares about the technicalities.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:59 am

Tell that to the Marines. Or the Army for that matter. I'm sure they enjoy being lumped in with the Air Force and the Navy.

Technicality? No. Just different terms describing people with different missions, employed by different branches of the military.

Samface · Post by **Samface** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:01 am

chriscaffee wrote: I'm sure they enjoy being lumped in with the Air Force and the Navy.

They love it deeply. It gives them a little shiver of excitement every time someone does it.

Then they spurt a little.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:12 pm

It's like calling a sax player the next John Coltrane.

PBJClock · Post by **PBJClock** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:50 pm

my hart sopt...

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:26 pm

PBJClock wrote:my hart sopt...

...I saw like one real word there.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:47 pm

PBJClock wrote:my hart sopt...

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:10 am

chriscaffee wrote:Technically everyone in the Navy is a Seaman, though the general term is mostly used for enlisted as is the specific rank.

Army: Soldier
Marines: Marine
Airforce: Airman

I always find it humorous in movies and video games where the term "soldier" is applied to every branch of service.

Which brings up an interesting note: Time's (is it?) person of the year was the United States soldier, which would exclude all other branches. Was this due to ignorance or do they think that the army is really more deserving then any other branch?

I thought it was "The American Fighting Person". I'mpretty sure I still have that issue here somewhere.

The international edition, admittedly. I dunno, I think it may have been some sort of threat.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:07 pm

There actually is a Mr Dumas at my school. Imagine how long that joke lasted.

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:27 am

I know a guy named Cocksucking Assrammer. As you can imagine he gets quite a few jokes about this!!