The [Horny] Little Mermaid

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:47 pm

Dude, you have a pimp suit picture of yourself. How can't you kick royal ass?!

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:50 pm

Exactly my point. I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:02 pm

Aren't supposed to putting the meat in someone else, not the other way around? At least conventionally.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:03 pm

j-man wrote:Exactly my point. I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

I think that's exactly what Zeta had in mind..

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:16 pm

I stand corrected. Good catch, Grant.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:51 pm

You guys and your homosexual innuendos.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:21 pm

This topic has gone absolutely nowhere (even more nowhere than usual) in the last 15 posts.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:22 pm

j-man wrote:Exactly my point. I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.

So hip he has difficulty seeing over his pelvis.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:42 pm

I love you.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:35 pm

So, going to see the movie when it comes out in a year?

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:22 pm

Knuckles Dawson wrote:Good catch, Grant.

hahahahaha

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:36 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:So, going to see the movie when it comes out in a year?

A year? It comes out April 29 here, and May 6 for the USA I believe.

Oh, and yes.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:39 pm

Delphine wrote:
Knuckles Dawson wrote:Good catch, Grant.
hahahahaha

Care to elaborate on the humor in that?

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:34 pm

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:20 pm

j-man wrote:
Baba O'Reily wrote:So, going to see the movie when it comes out in a year?
A year? It comes out April 29 here, and May 6 for the USA I believe.

Oh, and yes.

Actually, we get it on the 29th. ^_^
I was referring to the fact that overseas translation takes a long time. Even if we're speaking the same language.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:50 pm

Oh, I see. Topical humour. Ho ho.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:36 pm

So when you laugh in England, do you really sound like Santa?

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:21 pm

Yes. All of us do.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:08 am

Okay, first off...

*The Scarlet Scorpion laughs his arse off.*

Ev'ryone loooooves the king of the seeeeeeaaaaa!
They call him Wanker, Wanker,
Faster than liiiiiiiightniiiing,
His grip is tiiiiiiiitniiiing,
Horny is heeeee.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Second off...

Porn. In the Rescuers.

Damn!

I've gotta find an original print of that before Disney cuts it out, al la the dirty jokes in the "Roger Rabbit" cartoons.

Damn!

Third off...

j-man wrote:Yeah, I pretty much rock.

Anyone who gets to date a girl with an E-cup has rockage, in my opinion.

Damn, I need to get laid.

But do you really have a pimp suit, 'cause that would be "the shiznit." Or something.

j-man wrote:Oh, I see. Topical humour. Ho ho.

chriscaffee wrote:So when you laugh in England, do you really sound like Santa?

j-man wrote:Yes. All of us do.

I just thought you were the Green Giant. Silly me.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:21 am

Anyone who gets to date a girl with an E-cup has rockage, in my opinion.

The fact she was an ill-tempered, selfish, cheating bitch notwithstanding...yeah, I guess I see your point.

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:36 am

Ho ho ho.

Gwilym · Post by **Gwilym** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:57 am

Hee hee hee

Oh! My British laugh has been corrupted by foreign influence! FUCKKK

Oh. And Jman my friend - who the fuck was that girl with you at Bristol? Between all the geese jokes and looking for cashpoints I never really understood what the hell was going on. PLZ EXPLAIN.

Knuckles Dawson · Post by **Knuckles Dawson** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:28 pm

The Scarlet Scorpion wrote: Damn, I need to get laid.

But do you really have a pimp suit, 'cause that would be "the shiznit." Or something.

j-man in [url=http://ghzforum.nathantsui.com/viewtopic.php?t=820]Another Thread[/url] wrote:

A friend of mine held a birthday party at a local hall, the catch being you had to go in 70's fancy dress. Considering I'd just got my first ever paycheck I decided to live like a king and rent out a pimp suit from a costume hire shop downtown. The evening soon turned to disaster when my very, very recently ex-girlfriend turned up, causing me to get extremely drunk, shout at her a lot, cry for a while, punch some things, and pass out in the street, soaked with rain and stale beer. The picture was taken by my mum as soon as I got home, just before I fell into an alcohol-induced coma.

Good story, huh.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:23 pm

I think I just turned gay for J-man.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:47 pm

Not another one!