Superman is a dick.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:39 pm

http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/

Well, the Golden and Silver Age Superman for the most part.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:24 pm

Are those really comic covers?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:27 pm

I would pay money and stand in line to slap a Jap.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:23 pm

chriscaffee wrote:Are those really comic covers?

Yep. These are actual DC comic covers mostly from the 50's-60's. You can see all of them at http://www.comics.org They also have covers to the Lois Lane comics which are equally funny.

http://www.comics.org/indexstatus.lasso?SeriesID=1296

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:50 pm

These are hilarious.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:06 pm

Up until I saw those covers in the first post, I always thought Superman was a nice guy, but now I found out he's just a bastard.

And I'm just shocked that these are actual covers.
~Neo

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:49 pm

Old school DC is a little... odd. On crack, if you will.

I'm glad that site is back up in some form, because it's fucking hilarious.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:13 pm

I wonder under what circumstances Jimmy Olson found that M1919A4 to come in handy.

Dash · Post by **Dash** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:24 pm

Classic.

My Mom's favorite super hero is Superman. I'll have to show her these and see if that remains true.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:25 pm

Damn. Hard to believe those are real. Thanks for shareing the link.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:44 pm

I <3 Superman.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:00 am

I'm sure the actual comics have perfectly reasonable explanations for everything. Except the black woman shit. That's just fucked up.

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:06 am

And here I was under the misconception that superheros were meant to save people. Thanks to you though Ngangbius, now I know better.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:10 am

That cover raises some questions.

Why is she wearing that costume?

Was it really necessary to gag her and drive her off of a cliff?

Why not just use heat vision to decapitate her if you're going to do something like kill her?

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:21 am

It's fairly simple to understand. Superman realises he's into bondage after being tortured, then later escapes and captures Lois Lane, has his wicked way with her, and then attempts to dispose of the evidence in an act of revenge.

Well it's a good enough reason for me.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:36 am

... "Japanazi"?

Post by **G.Silver** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:47 am

Does anyone know why they stopped making these?

Dark Crow · Post by **Dark Crow** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:56 am

Although my reason is pure speculation, but most probably because it made Superman seem unpatriotic. In later years he just had to uphold the American ideologies of fighting for truth and justice as the times dictated.

Which is a shame, as these comics seem to be awesome.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:11 am

I thought it had to do with the aftermath of the Crisis of Infinite Earths.

CM August · Post by **CM August** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:56 am

Crisis of Infinite Earths, huh? From what I've heard of it, it basically hit the cosmic reset button while killing a lot of spin-off characters.

It was probably or the best, but I haven't really looked into the Superman (and otherwise) stuff, so I can't really say for certain.

Brazillian Cara · Post by **Brazillian Cara** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:32 am

(all those covers)

QUE MERDA Ãƒâ€° ESSA??!

Maconha (marijuana) isn't enough to explain those covers.
How can something be so fucked up and hiliarious at the same time?

Carl with a K · Post by **Carl with a K** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:48 am

That was the single most raddest thing I have ever seen. EVER.

CE · Post by CE » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:14 pm

So why does no one see the resemblence?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:20 pm

That one's actually pretty clever. Popped.

Also, who the hell would buy a comic about Lois Lane in the first place?

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:22 pm

Porn wasn't as readily available back then.