Why Uwe Boll deserves to die, or at least suffer great pain.

muke · Post by **muke** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:31 pm

Have you ever looked at his original work from the late 70's? He was a different man back then. My mom can remember the time when the Boston Globe stopped running his strip, but the fans started writing in by the hundreds to the paper, and he was up and running the next week. In response to this, his comic that day was just one big thing that said "Thanks!" (if anyone can find this image, let me know)

TonicBH · Post by **TonicBH** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:54 pm

Back to the original topic at hand...

Thank god I haven't seen this dreck. He speaks like he's Ali G (someone else came up with that, not me), and his movies apparently are as bad as Manos: The Hands of Fate. (Or most Ed Wood movies.)

Bloodrayne, his next project, will be just as much ass. And it isn't even out yet.

and I thought Paul W.S. Anderson was bad, this guy's much worse.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:14 pm

At least Paul Anderson attempts to stay somewhat along the approximate general direction of the source material.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:29 pm

BloodRayne trailer: http://media.cinema-post.de/BRay_TTeas.mpg

God, even the trailer to Elecktra looked better than this.

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:23 pm

Ow. That hurt.

"She feasts. She lusts. She slays. This is the lamest thing I have ever said. Please shoot me."

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:50 pm

Poor Michael Madsen...

You know Mr. Blonde or Budd wouldn't put up with that shit. Or even Glen from Free Willy.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:59 pm

Has anyone seen both Alone in the Dark and Halloween: Resurrection? I still maintain that no matter how bad a movie is, it will never be worse than H:R. No way, no how, and if that does happen, I don't want to live anymore. Not in a world that would allow such horror.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:35 pm

That looked... how would you put it... abominable doesn't even come close.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:56 pm

What is the story behind Bloodrayne anyway?

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:03 pm

Sexy chick hunts vampires and drinks blood.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:15 pm

So she's an anti-vampire vampire. Didn't I see that movie already? I think it was called Blade. Oh wait, I didn't see that because vampire movies suck balls.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:29 pm

No, they suck blood.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:33 pm

And Anne Rice's vampires do both!

Post by **Crazy Penguin** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:59 pm

I'll wait for Sakura Lestat: The Movie.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:31 pm

Crazy Penguin wrote:I'll wait for Sakura Lestat: The Movie.

It's gonna be the best vampire hunter vampire movie <i>ever</i>. Just you wait.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:21 pm

The comic book "Crimson" was an awesome take on the anti-vampire vampire who wasn't that anti-vampire.

I miss it.

I'm sad to say I never found out how it ended.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:35 pm

They died.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:01 pm

Yeah, that's what I thought. But I'd like to know the details.

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:13 pm

There's an article on SA by someone who wrote the orignial AITD script. Here.

Uwe Boll really is a talentless nutbag.

SuperKnux · Post by **SuperKnux** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:33 pm

I'm late for the trailer. Now the link doesn't work.

Sometime tells me I got off lucky though. However, I still want to see this wreck.