women

[chriscaffee]

The things you learn from the urbandictionary...

1. women
we will never understand them. just give up. i don't get how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

3. John Kerry
To spend 4 months in Vietnam and 40 years talking about it.

3. Bush
1. Someone who chokes on a pretzel.

1. assault weapon
Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.

3. M-16
Jamming piece of shit that costed thousands of lives in 'Nam. Worthless, inacurate .223rem round.

6. M-16
The international symbol of opression.

3. Bond
The basic unit of measure for sexual activity. Named after James Bond. Abreviated "Bds"
Firt Base - 7 Bonds
Second Base - 15 Bonds
Third Base - 25 Bonds
Being James Bond - 76 Bonds

1. Pachuka
is actually named Eric Robert Gray and sexually molested a 15 year old girl. Yor a sicko Pachuka. Rot in hell and die.

[Ash Holt]

Ahahaha, I thought the last one you wrote yourself as a joke, but:

[Popcorn]

So is the Pachuka thing totally confirmed now? Poor guy.

[j-man]

Poor guy? I thought it was funny.

[Grant]

1. women
we will never understand them. just give up. i don't get how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

That was one of Seinfeld's old bits, before he retired all of his old material.

[chriscaffee]

Damn. I thought there was some originality in some of these. Now that I read it with "Seinfeld's" voice in my head, it does sound like something he'd say. It did seem a bit suspicious that such a clever comment would be typed so poorly.

Pachuka has been in the UD for quite a while actually. I checked for GG! or GHZ but no such luck. I guess I'm just not hanging with the cool crowd over here.

[Green Gibbon!]

People are simply intimidated by our insurmountable coolness, as well they should be.

[Segaholic2]

This is true.

[Light Speed]

Damn straight and such.

[Dunjohn]

I'd agree, noting at the same time that the two poster above me feature the word "sex" in either their avatars or their titles in reference to their own appeal.

Damn cool.

[Light Speed]

If it wasn't true I'd take it down.

[Spazz]

I think the proper phrase is: ♪<i>GHZ! FUCK YEAH!</i>♪

[j-man]

So lick mah butt and suck on mah balls!

Seroiusly, go ahead.

[Zeta]

So lick mah butt and suck on mah balls!

Seroiusly, go ahead.

YES, SIR!

Oh man, for a second there, I had to pull my head back from the monitor . . .

[j-man]

;__;

[chriscaffee]

Seriously, how do you insult a gay guy? Is it like "Ha ha, you like girls!"?

[Protodude]

You can't, they're all poweful beings f00.

OMG BACK FROM VACATION LOLZ

[Grant]

You were gone?

[Protodude]

Yeah, and I broke my arm too. First time I've broken a bone

[Grant]

That sucks.

The only bone I've ever broken was my collarbone and that was a bitch. I'd lay in bed at night and every time I moved, I could feel the bone fragments rubbing against each other. Blech.

It's sort of a funny, but really a bit more embarassing, story on how it broke in the first place. My friends and I in high school would regularly play backyard-style football on the weekends, and after awhile we thought we were pretty good and figured it'd be cool to see how we matched up against the guys that, you know, actually played. The very first play of the game, they toss me the ball, I get smoked by about three dudes at once and POP!

It only took me fifteen more minutes of running around in excruciating pain to figure out I'd broken a bone.

[Green Gibbon!]

How do you treat a broken collarbone? Do they make a cast for that?

I broke my left arm twice and my right arm once.

Seriously, how do you insult a gay guy? Is it like "Ha ha, you like girls!"?

I've been trying to figure this out for years. The fact remains that I just don't know how to talk to gay guys. Like, when you meet them, what do you do? Do you use your guy greeting, all like, "Hey man, how's it going?" And how do you break the ice? Should you use the all-purpose guy ice breaker (ie, fart jokes), or something that a woman might respond to? And how do you do it in such a way that they understand you're simply being friendly and do NOT want to go home with them? And then what DO you do when you want to insult one of them? "You fucking straight titty-squeezer." I just don't know.

[Protodude]

Yeah, I was on my yearly snowboarding trip with my dumbass cousins and my weird uncle. It turns out, I've been boarding the wrong way for the past 4 years, and I tried it the right way, fell, got up, fell again, then I got my arm X-rayed and found out it was broken. It was on the second day too, so I had 3 days of nothing to do. Oh well, I don't like snowboarding much anyway.

Oh, and I got my hard cast on today, and if you've been hit by one of those, you know how much it hurts

[Grant]

How do you treat a broken collarbone? Do they make a cast for that?

You have to wear a sling, of course, and a bra-ish sort of thing that forces good posture so the bone can naturally heal itself.

[chriscaffee]

Yeah, those casts are pretty cool. The new nano-armor they are working on for the future infantry is supposed to have variable density so that the armor can harden to block bullets but also allow freedom of movement. Another applications would be hardening the armor so it could serve as a cast if the soldier sustains a borken bone or giving them an edge in hand to hand combat.

[Delphine]

And how do you do it in such a way that they understand you're simply being friendly and do NOT want to go home with them?

"Hey, that's chick's pretty hot."