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Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.
Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78)

"There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

"Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.

© Reuters 2005
Now he has a woman, a new outfit, and money to take her out on a date!

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I like how you blurred out your face there, Tsui.

Incidentally, yesterday I remember seeing a girl walking around in a skirt when it was fucking freezing outside. Today I noticed a frozen pair of panties on the ground while I was walking to class. Maybe she wanted vaginal frost bite?

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YOU CAN'T SAY "VAGINAL" ON THIS FORUM!

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That was f*cking wrong. I don't want even to know what a "frost bite" is.

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Could someone get this kid a Portuguese/English Dictionary?

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Like, wow, Cara.

You make me cry.

For Earth.
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Brazillian Cara wrote:That was f*cking wrong. I don't want even to know what a "frost bite" is.
This is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.

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That was f*cking wrong. I don't want even to know what a "frost bite" is.
It's when you stick a snow-cone into your vagina and then go swimming in a lake during the middle of winter while fellating Frosty.

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Using teeth only when fellating Frosty, of course. Hence, "frost bite."

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ahahaha that movie kicked ass

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