Japanese festival

EmeraldGuardian · Post by **EmeraldGuardian** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:37 pm

WTFLOL! XD

http://www.tokyodv.com/culture/FertilityFestival.html

http://www.tokyodv.com/culture/Taiko.html

muke · Post by **muke** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:12 pm

Zeta will like this...

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:35 pm

That's... different.

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:46 pm

The showed this on Insomniac with Dave Attell when he went to Japan... And whats so wierd about parading a giant pink penis, it's no more odd than celebrating Zombie Jesus's birthday with colored eggs...

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:49 pm

See, the Japanese are insane.

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:25 pm

You're kidding. I never realized the japanese celebrated something like this. How very interesting.
~Neo

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:01 pm

Jaden wrote:it's no more odd than celebrating Zombie Jesus's birthday with colored eggs...

*snort* It's a bit more than that, but points for humor.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:05 pm

...I don't know what to say...

...except that this sounds like a pretty awesome festival and I'm highly intrigued.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:44 pm

People touch them for fertility, if I remember correctly.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:21 pm

Now I know what time of year I should visit Japan.

Isn't there also some festival where a bunch of 20-year old men scramble through the city naked? Or isthat simply the fevered dream of a horny rice queen?

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:29 am

Japanese men are extremely un-hot, though. It might make you straight.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:28 am

Well... I feel insecure now. But at least it's clear what japanese women want....

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:29 am

I thought all Japanese sex acts envolvd tentacles. Where are the goddamn tentacles?

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:54 am

I notice they didn't show it, but at it you can buy a lot of penis shaped snacks; like lollipops, ice cream bars, and bags of penis gummies... But I found the reason for all this... It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers... According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon's teeth...

And about the nake man thing, go here...

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:30 pm

Japanese men are extremely un-hot, though.

Once they hit their mid-'30s, yes. They generally don't age that well.

But any younger than that - and you've got a steaming ball of sexual attraction!

I thought all Japanese sex acts envolvd tentacles. Where are the goddamn tentacles?

. . . around.

I notice they didn't show it, but at it you can buy a lot of penis shaped snacks; like lollipops, ice cream bars, and bags of penis gummies... But I found the reason for all this... It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers... According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon's teeth...

Sounds like a great idea for a romantic comedy!

In this bizarre festival, participants pursue a "Naked Man" through the streets, trying to touch him as he passes by.

This is truly God's country! :D

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:09 pm

Jaden wrote:It celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina that would bite off the penises of her lovers...

Vagina dentata
what a wonderful phrase
vagina dentata
ain't no passin craze
it means no weiner
for the rest of your days
it's a penis free
girl cavity
Vagina Dentata

Jaden · Post by **Jaden** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:13 pm

By chance was that taken from Queen of Wands?

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:34 pm

EmeraldGuardian · Post by **EmeraldGuardian** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:53 pm

Gotta check out that vagina festival too. :P