My Ambiguous Roommate...

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:21 pm

is gone. No trace. Apparently he took all his shit and left this morning and is checked out of the building. For the moment I have a room to myself for the price of half. We can only hope this continues for the rest of the semester.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:29 pm

Cool. Make sure you didn't catch the gay. Unless, of course, you wanted it.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:50 pm

My now ambiguous roommate just started to fall in love with that terrible FOX teen soap, The OC.

It's going to be a long second semester.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:52 pm

is gone. No trace. Apparently he took all his shit and left this morning and is checked out of the building.

Did you... check your butt for grease when you woke up?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:04 pm

My now ambiguous roommate just started to fall in love with that terrible FOX teen soap, The OC.

No heterosexual man could possibly comprehend the greatness that is Adam Brody.

Not one of you.

You poor bastards.

chriscaffee · Post by **chriscaffee** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:45 pm

Did you... check your butt for grease when you woke up?

I just got back to the university in the afternoon, long after he left. It wasn't a hit and run to be sure.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:36 am

The cool thing about living alone is that you can just masturbate whenever you feel like it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:39 am

Unless you have large windows, nosy neighbors, or annoying pets.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:27 am

And don't have curtains, styrofoam, or a cane.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:26 am

How could you use styrofoam to deal with nosy neighbours? Are you supposed to, like, choke them to death with it?

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:25 pm

Don't ask him questions, you may get an answer.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:27 pm

I should've learned my lesson by now.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:30 pm

Damn straight.