A mildly amusing and/or disgusting anecdote. (Possibly NWS?)

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:52 am

If any of you remember, I made in LUE, a topic about my friends going out. You have to have a long term memory to remember this. But basically, their fetish was...sick. He HAD acne, she didn't. She loved it. She loved his acne so much, when she kissed him, and started licking his face, she'd pop his zits with her teeth. Then they really started doing this more and more. I remember the worst thing they did was pop his pimples into a little cup, until eventually it had enough zit-juice so you couldn't see the bottom of the cup. She drank it. she loved it. but behind her back, he was taking medication to get rid of the acne, he hasn't had any acne for about...5 months, and she's pissed, and finally broke up with him.
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Well, I do remember the first time that it happened. they were kissing, and she started kissing his face. She then kinda started licking him, and eventually somewhat...giving him mini-hickies on his cheeks, pop, right on a zit, right in her mouth. I remember her just running to the bathroom and throwing up. I thought that that would be the last of the whole zit thing. Eh, but right after she threw up, I don't think she even washed her mouth, she went right to kiss him more.
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Another awful story. I was there too. they were kissing, this was about, 2 months after that expereince. He had I believe 3 full fledged zits on him, and she sucked them off, and just swallowed it. It's kind of like pr0n. but instead of her showing everyone the jizz, it's his acne. Oh, and you might ask "what about the blood that comes out afterwards?" Yea, she licked it up.
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This ones bad, but not AS bad. She popped some of his zits, licked them off of course. But she took the blood coming out and put it on his face (making him break out more) and licked it off. She was this fucked up.
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she never really got much acne, just about as much as the average girl does. So, she was pretty clear. One time that I remember, she had a zit. Unfortunately, I was there. she made him pop it with his lips. She threatened to dump him if he wouldn't. So he did, and he almost gagged, so she tried to ..."acne-swap" it....like cum swapping...but...with...acne.

Post by Bo » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:40 am

I hereby revoke your keyboard usage priveleges.

One Classy Bloke · Post by **One Classy Bloke** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:45 am

I quite enjoyed that. I've never hit a toilet so fast.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:25 pm

I hate you, Baba.

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:34 pm

That was so very wrong. Just... wrong.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:36 pm

That's freaking disgusting. I would have ran so fast.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:43 pm

You shouldn't talk about Del's love life without her permission.

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:51 pm

wow there really is sicker stuff I never thought off.. I thought tubgirl, goatse and Harlequin Fetus' was the worse. Thank you Baba.. you made me sicker!

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:11 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:You shouldn't talk about Del's love life without her permission.

Now darling, you know neither of us want these things spread around.

Post by Bo » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:16 pm

Please don't tell me that sort of thing is contaigous.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:59 pm

Man, am I glad I just like to suck toes. Some people need to be rounded up and shot in the genitals.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:42 pm

Just... threw up. I hate you, Baba. I hate you so very much.

Post by **Delphine** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:09 pm

I've come to the conclusion that I'd rather hear about scat than this... whatever you call this. Just. I. I hate you, Baba.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:48 pm

I was also considering posting an... interesting picture of Cream's mom...
Aw, hell, why not:

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:17 pm

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:01 pm

What's with the phone number.

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:36 pm

I think the title should be edited to include a Ã¢â‚¬Å“ WARNING, YOU ARE GONNA FELL SICK AFTER READING THISÃ¢â‚¬ï¿¾

But yes, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s what happened in Sonic X with cream mom, but Cream wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t around to see itÃ¢â‚¬Â¦

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:46 pm

I just had to read this fucking thing while I was eating.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:58 pm

I think the "Act 2" line is pretty clever.

Double-S- · Post by **Double-S-** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:22 pm

You would, wouldn't you? Oh ho.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:56 am

I find it amusing that he's smoking the filter.

Djbrayster · Post by **Djbrayster** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:15 am

Baba O'Reily wrote:I find it amusing that he's smoking the filter.

I thought there was something wrong with that fag in his hand...

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:14 pm

That pic is really old.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:19 pm

Yeah, man. Hello and welcome to about 2 years ago.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:33 pm

Was Cream around two years ago?