Who is da all-time best sonic character?

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat May 29, 2004 6:27 pm

Where's e-102 Gamma and Metal Sonic?
And I guess the Chaotix, Tikal, Chaos, Fang, Bark, and Omega don't count, huh?

Edit: Wait, scratch that, just saw the rule in the 1st post... >_<

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Sun May 30, 2004 10:03 am

Pikawil wrote:Kevin the Aardvark (Or whatever he is)

What the hell is he anyways?

Well, if you'd look at the name, you'd see that he's an aardvark. named kevin.

Lakwren · Post by **Lakwren** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:59 pm

Sonic and the rest need last names instead of "the ___". How about Sonic Johnson? Knuckles Hartbarger? Big Dick? Ah hell, I'll stop.

You don't know how much I'm laughing right now.

Blue Gale · Post by **Blue Gale** » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:02 pm

I like the retarded bulldog. He and the all-American wolf are the greatest characters in videogame history.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:33 pm

Being the indescicive sod that I am, I arbetrarilly chose Rouge, 'cause she's the only character to inject some sex appeal into the franchise (Amy's too young, and "Sonic X-treme"'s Tiara Boobowski is thoroughly underwhelming, despite the snicker-inducing name).

Viva la big boobies!

The Scarlet Scorpion · Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:36 pm

But seriously, is Kevin the Ardvark even a real character?

And a blue Pengo?

*Shudder.*

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:36 pm

Okay, i can't believe i'm really answering this question that i can't believe people actually asked, but since SO MANY PEOPLE asked, i just had to say something. The shocking truth: Kevin the Aardvark, who so many have asked if he was real or not, is...gay

Post by **Segaholic2** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:00 pm

SAY IT AIN'T SO!

Post by **Delphine** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:07 pm

daytonafathead wrote:The shocking truth: Kevin the Aardvark, who so many have asked if he was real or not, is...gay :shock:

Well, I'm glad he's happy, then.

hello.jpg · Post by **hello.jpg** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:18 pm

lololol it's funny because the same word has different meanings

You nonce.

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 5:10 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Is this the same guy that did this same poll on the old forum?

Because my vote is the same as last time: Yoshi.

I'm that guy,

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 5:34 pm

The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:Being the indescicive sod that I am, I arbetrarilly chose Rouge, 'cause she's the only character to inject some sex appeal into the franchise (Amy's too young, and "Sonic X-treme"'s Tiara Boobowski is thoroughly underwhelming, despite the snicker-inducing name).

Viva la big boobies!

Dear Scarlet Scorpion,

There is no such thing as "sex appeal" in video games about animals aimed at children.

XoXo,
Grant

P.S. - One time I saw a squirrel outside and got a boner. Is this bad? Plz rply,kthx!!!!!!!!!`1`1!!1`

J.C.14 · Post by **J.C.14** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 8:19 pm

Amazing Grant wrote:
The Scarlet Scorpion wrote:Being the indescicive sod that I am, I arbetrarilly chose Rouge, 'cause she's the only character to inject some sex appeal into the franchise (Amy's too young, and "Sonic X-treme"'s Tiara Boobowski is thoroughly underwhelming, despite the snicker-inducing name).

Viva la big boobies!
Dear Scarlet Scorpion,

There is no such thing as "sex appeal" in video games about animals aimed at children.

XoXo,
Grant

P.S. - One time I saw a squirrel outside and got a boner. Is this bad? Plz rply,kthx!!!!!!!!!`1`1!!1`

Well...Hedgehogs get boners

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:39 pm

How and Why the heck did someone change poll options on MY poll? It should be Sonic the Hedgehog instead of Tails Doll and Kevin the Aardvark in place of Sonic the Hedgehog! Because that's NOT what it said BEFORE some @$$hole changed it! Okay, whoever is the hacker, raise your hand. Cause that's just not cool, okay?

EDIT: Your only an @$$hole if you're NOT a moderator, but if not A CURSE ON YOUR VERY SOUL!!!!!!

Post by **Esrever** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:56 pm

Tails Doll is our favourite character. He's your favourite character too, daytona. Just look into his eyes... his deep, calming eyes...

SCHHHLLLUUUUURRPY!

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:04 pm

There's no point in having power if you can't misuse it from time to time. I salute you, Esrever!

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:06 pm

Hahahahaha.

My laugh of the day. Thanks!

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:12 pm

[quote="Esrever"]Tails Doll is our favourite character. He's your favourite character too, daytona. Just look into his eyes... his deep, calming eyes...
[quote]

I...feel...better now...KILL...President...Lincoln

daytonafathead · Post by **daytonafathead** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:15 pm

Hey, But could put Kevin the Aardvark back on the poll? When he's not on the poll, he's in my computer room gnawing on my leg. With his wooden teeth. Make the pain stop PLEASE!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:18 pm

Tails Doll is our favourite character. He's your favourite character too, daytona. Just look into his eyes... his deep, calming eyes...

Yes, but the real question is - WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

Is Tails Doll a creepy and bizarre failed experiment from Eggman?

OR - is Tails Doll a creepy discarded sex toy that Tails himself built for the purpose of complicated masturbation?

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:39 pm

Every time I go on this forum I can sense a little more of my childhood being stripped away...

Kishi · Post by **Kishi** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:47 pm

The GHZ is gonna make a man outta you yet, boy.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:37 pm

I [heart] u, Tails Doll.

Zeta wrote:Yes, but the real question is - WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

Is Tails Doll a creepy and bizarre failed experiment from Eggman?

OR - is Tails Doll a creepy discarded sex toy that Tails himself built for the purpose of complicated masturbation?

Maybe Tails Doll is Eggman's personal creepy and bizarre sex toy that he built for the purpose of complex masturbation.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:59 pm

Part of my brain just cut itself off from the rest of me. I have no idea what's going on in there, but I know it's the part of my brain that processed the above post. The only reason I'm still able to function is because I'm in deep denial.

It tingles.

Anyways, I'd actually like to see an updated Sonic R with a larger cast of playable characters . . . They could base the engine around a combination of SA2: Battle's courses and the original Sonic R. Hopefully, they'd include more than 5 tracks. Sonic R was good - it was just too short.

But can you imagine the imense amount of playable characters in a sequel? So many have been added to the franchise since then . . . We'd have Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Shadow, Rogue, Big, Gamma (Battle version), Omega, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Omachao, and Eggman. And if they really wanted to dig some stuff up - there'd also be EggRobo, Metal Sonic, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, Super Sonic, Fang, and maybe a little 3-D version of Chris that we could chase around with the villain characters and shoot in a battle minigame . . .

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:54 pm

I don't know what I'd do if Chris was put in a Sonic game. Probably cry.

I mean, if he's just on the TV show, I don't have to watch, but I can't not play a Sonic game.

If that made any sense.

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