IGN's Sonic board gives me a headache.

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:05 pm

Why do I keep looking at the IGN Sonic board? I don't know why, but everytime I see that much fanfiction, I get an itchy, bleeding rash. There's the incredible concept of the 'Biomighty' (like the Biolizard only MIGHTY lol). There are the numerous '<THIS CHARACTER> SUX' topics. And how many damned times can you discuss what happened to Shadow?! Especially when half of the posters rant on "Oh, this idea is totally original and it COMPLETELY explains what really happened". They then go on to blather out an idea that someone else already came up with.

And if virtual blowjobs were possible, 'Yugi' Naka gets all kinds of messy ones from that board. Given that he is, after all, the original creator of Sonic. He can do no wrong, and hey, Sonic Heroes was totally kick-ass!

So, right. I'm guessing most of this is probably obvious to the posters around here, but I felt like sharing a bit of a headache.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:10 pm

Why do you still visit IGN?

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:13 pm

I visit a few of the lesser-populated boards, such as Clock Tower and Siren. No such problems exist on these boards.

IGN's boards are actually fine, it seems, as long as you visit the board of a game or platform that isn't particularly popular.

The Noid · Post by **The Noid** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:27 pm

IGN's Sonic board is comparable to Tub Girl... it's such a horribly disgusting thing to see, yet you keep going back.

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:48 pm

The Noid wrote:IGN's Sonic board is comparable to Tub Girl... it's such a horribly disgusting thing to see, yet you keep going back.

I'd say that analogy works, except that I haven't seen Tubgirl in ages. How the hell did they pull off that picture, anyhow? Photoshopping? Specially placed tube?

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:54 pm

Here, let me fix your topic title for you:

IGN gives me a headache.

All better.

aso wrote:I'd say that analogy works, except that I haven't seen Tubgirl in ages. How the hell did they pull off that picture, anyhow? Photoshopping? Specially placed tube?

I'm not about to try it out, but I'm sure it's actually physically possibly. Gross, but possible.

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:14 pm

Delphine wrote:Here, let me fix your topic title for you:

IGN gives me a headache.

All better.

No, I don't like IGN itself very much. It does, however, have a very nice game collection setup.

aso wrote:I'd say that analogy works, except that I haven't seen Tubgirl in ages. How the hell did they pull off that picture, anyhow? Photoshopping? Specially placed tube?

Delphine wrote:I'm not about to try it out, but I'm sure it's actually physically possibly. Gross, but possible.

Hard to believe that something coming from the rectum would be aerodynamic enough to make a five-point landing in the mouth. Perhaps it's something in the food...

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:23 pm

Uh. Do you know how an enema works? I imagine it would be like that, but on steroids.

Eugh. That girl probably had to practice to get that right, though.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:36 pm

The Noid wrote:IGN's Sonic board is comparable to Tub Girl... it's such a horribly disgusting thing to see, yet you keep going back.

You keep going back...the hell? Tubgirl is like Goatse, something that should be viewed once and that's it. And any of those repeated viewings of those sites are caused by being tricked into going there.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:37 pm

I dunno, if you're masochistic you might go back there more than once.

aso · Post by **aso** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:42 pm

Actually, I didn't know how an enema works. Now I do know. Makes the picture seem a bit more logical.

Cripes, though. Makes it seem a helluva lot worse.

Owen Axel · Post by **Owen Axel** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:41 am

Tubgirl has scarred me for life. Every time I see the name in a forum I start scrolling real damn slowly just in case some bastard couldn't resist the urge to post it.

Ngangbius · Post by **Ngangbius** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:41 am

Owen Axel wrote:Tubgirl has scarred me for life. Every time I see the name in a forum I start scrolling real damn slowly just in case some bastard couldn't resist the urge to post it.

Don't give anybody ideas.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:40 pm

If anybody posts it, I'll delete it, don't worry. It doesn't really phase me anymore, but I know there are those who are weaker than I.

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:45 pm

I hadn't even heard of Tubgirl until this thread. I'm not terribly curious though.

You know I managed to go until last month without seeing goatscx, I finally got tricked into it. It was worse than I imagined.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:54 pm

If you're being tricked to go there with a link on a regular web page, there's a way to know where the link takes you.
I don't know what other browsers this applies to, but in the case of Internet Explorer, when your mouse is over the link, you can look at the bottom of the browser window and see the URL that the link takes you to. If it's not there for some reason, go to View, then check "Status Bar," but it should be there.
Now, in the case of a link in a Flash movie, can't help ya.

aso · Post by **aso** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:56 pm

Being tricked to go to Goatsecx or Tubgirl by Flash? How many people must Newgrounds hurt?

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:37 pm

Light Speed wrote:I hadn't even heard of Tubgirl until this thread. I'm not terribly curious though.

You know I managed to go until last month without seeing goatscx, I finally got tricked into it. It was worse than I imagined.

I'd seen Tubgirl quite a while back, but I had no idea it had become famous. I'd mostly forgotten about it before people spoke of "Tubgirl" earlier in this thread, so I got curious and did a Google image search. I was just about able to start drinking chocolate milk again, too.

I also went until just a couple of months ago without witnessing Goatse. The most unsettling thing about it for me was the thought that I might know that guy, I can't really be sure.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:39 pm

People found out the goatse guy's name and other entire image galleries, with one picture out of a few dozen that shows his face. If you really want to see it, I can provide a link (if I can find it and if it still works).

aso · Post by **aso** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:44 pm

I'd certainly like to see that. I'll admit that I'm slightly curious as to how he looks.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 8:49 pm

<A HREF="http://www.darkintellect.com/users/altr ... ed.jpg">[b]NSFW NSFW FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING NSFW[/b]</A>

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:26 pm

My does that man have a loose asshole.

aso · Post by **aso** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:31 pm

That doesn't hurt my eyes at all. It helps that it isn't a close up on the ass.

The mind wonders...

The Almighty Bunghole · Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:03 am

What the fuck is Tub Girl? I'm assuming it's along the lines of Goatse which I've had the displeasure of viewing, but is Tub Girl actually any different, or just same shit, different gender?

-wyvern · Post by **-wyvern** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:06 am

The less you see of http://www.tubgirl.com, the better. It is like a Busted song in visual form; Disturbing and fundamentally broken, but with a strange quality that causes the weak willed to return to it perpetually.

I apologise if anyone here actually likes Busted, but after my sister played "That's what I go to school for" at maximium volume on repeat for a fortnight I developed a lingering and powerful hatred for them. I hope you understand.