Rip, Slip, Brush, AIEE! (Now, Not Work Safe!)

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:05 pm

Assuming that you ever have the (mis)fortune of picking up a free pack of those Oral-B instant toothbrushes, kindly refuse and move to the snack aisle.
These instruments of hell burn like the retinas of a 10 year old seeing Tubgirl. And if you have a cut in your mouth, it will sting like an evil salt... An evil, minty, slightly refreshing salt, but an evil salt nonetheless.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:59 pm

Instant toothbrushes?

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:08 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:Instant toothbrushes?

Ditto.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:45 pm

I think they're toothbrushes that don't require toothpaste . . . and instead have some sort of burning, antiseptic chemical built right into their insidious particles.

EspioKaos · Post by **EspioKaos** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:59 pm

Oh, those little finger-glove things you're supposed to brush your teeth with?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:00 pm

EspioKaos wrote:Oh, those little finger-glove things you're supposed to brush your teeth with?

That's the ticket.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:07 pm

Condoms for your fingers?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:14 pm

...They might be. Not sure.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:28 pm

This nonsense?

<img src="http://www.oralb.com/images/products/pi ... ushups.jpg">

Yeah, that looks like a horrible idea.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:32 pm

That is so creepy. Wouldn't it be easier just to floss or carry a mini-toothbrush.

And what would be the toilet paper equivalent to that? "Whipe-Ups"?

And also, I'm pleasantly suprised that no one's posted a picture of a guy with wangs for fingers.

Although, problably not for lack of trying.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:38 pm

Zeta, you know I could find one, but that doesn't mean I should.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:39 pm

You people have issues.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:41 pm

Did you see the Boobies thread?
I think that qualifies me as 'Mentally Disturbed' if I ever decide to commit a crime.

Post by **Delphine** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:54 pm

Baba O'Reily wrote:Did you see the Boobies thread?

There's a Boobies thread?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:55 pm

Was. Now it only exists in... THE ABYSS!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:02 pm

The Abyss does not exist. Do not look for it. It is not real. It is a figment of your imagination.

There is no such thing as the Abyss. Repeat. It is problably just swamp gas or a weather balloon.

j-man · Post by **j-man** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:47 pm

The Boobies thread is dead!?

;__;

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:58 pm

Aw man. I ran the strip across my tongue by accident and it feels like my tongue is bleeding.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:01 pm

Do not weep, J-man. If you love something, set it free.

If it doesn't come back to you, you never really owned it in the first place.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:03 pm

I'm considering calling up my aunt (A nurse), but I really don't want to explain how I managed to drag a volatile breatstrip across my tastebuds.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:03 pm

What boobies thread? You can't post naked breasts in this forum!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:06 pm

Aw man. I ran the strip across my tongue by accident and it feels like my tongue is bleeding.

Damn, man. Are you like a masochist or something?

I dare you to touch your wang to it. Or put it around your wang and try to brush somebody's teeth with it.

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:06 pm

Of course not. I must have lost my head... I'm bouncing between forums these days, always mixing them up...
You're all MAD! MAD, I TELL YOU! MAD!

Zeta wrote: Damn, man. Are you like a masochist or something?

I dare you to touch your wang to it. Or put it around your wang and try to brush somebody's teeth with it.

No. I've seen someone pour BenGay down his pants, and that pretty much assured me that the only thing touching my wang will either be my left hand or an orifice.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:09 pm

What did your right hand do to displease your wang?

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:10 pm

I'm just left handed. I prefer more control.
Wait, this is some kind of trap to lure me into confusing my sexuality! YOUR LIES FOOL NO ONE!