A hottie walked in on me in the bathroom.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:34 pm

I was at the dentist, in the bathroom to alleviate my filled bladder, and I forgot to lock the door. Which was probably a mistake considering this full-blown hottie came waltzing in. I should have probably just hid behind the door and waited, but I'm a gentleman.

This would probably start a really bad sex story, but sex stories normally don't end with the woman laughing.

I need to talk to my doctor about Enzyte or something.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:51 pm

The Doc wrote:I was at the dentist, in the bathroom to alleviate my filled bladder, and I forgot to lock the door. Which was probably a mistake considering this full-blown hottie came waltzing in. I should have probably just hid behind the door and waited, but I'm a gentleman.

That's pretty ambiguous. Are you coming out of the closet?

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:02 pm

"Ambiguous"?

The 'hottie' was a woman, by the way.

The Doc · Post by **The Doc** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:03 pm

Oh, and I'm bisexual. What of it?

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:48 pm

We have to make a big deal out of your sexuality. This is AMERCIA, damn it!

aso · Post by **aso** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:51 pm

We have to make a big deal out of your sexuality. This is AMERCIA, damn it!

Yeah, America's so much better these days.

Oh, and that sucks for you, I suppose. You at least gave that person a delightful moment of joy. You placed a bright spot onto their day! I'm sure they will regard that moment with humor and warmth until they forget about it.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:21 pm

HA! Sucker!

plasticwingsband · Post by **plasticwingsband** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:41 pm

What the fuck is an Amercia?

Post by **Esrever** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:27 pm

I don't know, but here comes another one!

RARRRR!

Light Speed · Post by **Light Speed** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:30 pm

It will consume your children!

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:40 pm

Brazil is really kicking the ass of that continent.

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:16 pm

Those rivers look like angry blue veins, too.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:48 pm

I guess that thing on the southern tip is it's wang, then.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:30 am

That's a pretty small wang.

Hemorrhoids, maybe?

Ash Holt · Post by **Ash Holt** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:39 am

Chile's strategy is to stretch around the entire coast and then move inwards, overtaking Brazil and then the rest of the continent. Brilliant.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:27 pm

I don't like chilli. Beans give me gas. Well, not really. I just don't like the idea of eating something that gives people OTHER than me gas.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:30 pm

Chili is awesome. But I'm from Texas, so of course I'm going to say that.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:42 pm

Chili is alright, but not with beans.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:03 pm

One word: Hormel

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:18 pm

Hey Nate, don't tell me you have an accent? Hehe.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:28 pm

No, I don't. :P But I reckon I could fake one pretty well.

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:05 pm

Segaholic2 wrote:Chili is awesome. But I'm from Texas, so of course I'm going to say that.

Just for your information, he hates cheese. I don't know how he can live in Texas (or America, for that matter) and get away with it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:07 pm

Well, many Asians ARE lactose intolerant . . .

chix0rgirl · Post by **chix0rgirl** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:13 pm

No, he dislikes how it tastes and smells, I think. Butter, too.

Post by **Delphine** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:14 pm

Yeah, it's the weirdo Europeans who drink cow breast milk.

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