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Guuuh... HAL JORDAN!!!
Plus, when they shave it, their hair grows THICKER...
And when you're doing THAT, thick hair makes it unconfortable... not to mention it starts to make little cuts on your penis...
Although that has never happenned to me... *cough*
BTW, saying that Frank Miller's "Dark Night" sucks is like saying that Alan Moore's "Watchmen" sucked, that Ron Marz's "Emerald Twilight" sucked, that "Zero Hour" sucked, that "The Final Night" sucked, and that "Crisis" sucked... which, in case you don't know, are the BEST comics ever (well... maybe "The Final Night" can be the only exception).
Oh yeah, just in case you didn't know, "Dark Night Returns" was taken out of DC's continuity because it was Batman's END, no to mention it also mentioned the end of a lot of characters. One of them, of course, were both "Green" heroes (i.e: Green Lantern and Green Arrow) were they deal with a Hal Jordan gone to space, and a "one-hand-missing" Ollie (don't remember his last name,sorry)
And, well, right now, both heroes are death, Hal Jordan on "Final Night" and Green Arrow in... hell, I dunno. You know, "Dark Night" were made in 1987, and... shit... it's hard to explain. In simple words, it didn't allowed DC to make a lot of things, since it already mentioned the end of their heroes. That's why it was made and "elseworld".
Stupidly enough, it makes more sense than the official ending.
And when you're doing THAT, thick hair makes it unconfortable... not to mention it starts to make little cuts on your penis...
Although that has never happenned to me... *cough*
BTW, saying that Frank Miller's "Dark Night" sucks is like saying that Alan Moore's "Watchmen" sucked, that Ron Marz's "Emerald Twilight" sucked, that "Zero Hour" sucked, that "The Final Night" sucked, and that "Crisis" sucked... which, in case you don't know, are the BEST comics ever (well... maybe "The Final Night" can be the only exception).
Oh yeah, just in case you didn't know, "Dark Night Returns" was taken out of DC's continuity because it was Batman's END, no to mention it also mentioned the end of a lot of characters. One of them, of course, were both "Green" heroes (i.e: Green Lantern and Green Arrow) were they deal with a Hal Jordan gone to space, and a "one-hand-missing" Ollie (don't remember his last name,sorry)
And, well, right now, both heroes are death, Hal Jordan on "Final Night" and Green Arrow in... hell, I dunno. You know, "Dark Night" were made in 1987, and... shit... it's hard to explain. In simple words, it didn't allowed DC to make a lot of things, since it already mentioned the end of their heroes. That's why it was made and "elseworld".
Stupidly enough, it makes more sense than the official ending.
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Re: Guuuh... HAL JORDAN!!!
That's a myth. It only appears thicker because, by shaving, you chop off the tapered ends of the hairs.Cernex wrote:Plus, when they shave it, their hair grows THICKER...

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Yeah but not to the point where it follows him anywhere and tries to marry him at any cost.Delphine wrote:A girl that's obsessed with a boy is a common thing in <u>reality</u>.Nova wrote:A girls thats is obsessed with a boy is a common thing in Anime.
SPC huh? I was kinda crazy for I for a while…I even own one of the few Spanish SPC “Gatos samuraiâ€￾ sites..
SPC was funny, that was the best part of it. You can´t call SPC one of the worst Animes ever showed in America, if you see Yu-Gi-Oh, Knights of the Zodiac and almost any anime that was dubbed by 4kids. or like I like to call them $kids...
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Crisis and Zero Hour were just convoluted ways of cleaning up DC continuity with huge crossovers only for it to be fucked up all over again. Standard gimmicky DC super hero bullshit.BTW, saying that Frank Miller's "Dark Night" sucks is like saying that Alan Moore's "Watchmen" sucked, that Ron Marz's "Emerald Twilight" sucked, that "Zero Hour" sucked, that "The Final Night" sucked, and that "Crisis" sucked... which, in case you don't know, are the BEST comics ever (well... maybe "The Final Night" can be the only exception).
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Truth be told, while I enjoy the original "T.M.N.T." cartoon, I can understand why someone wouldn't like it. It's the animated equivelent of the 1960s "Batman" T.V. show/movie with Adam West: they're campy, cheesy, and utterly ass-rape the continuity of their source material. And while usually those things alone would cause me to hate something, togeather I rather like the end result.Poison Eggroll wrote:That pink haired girl is the one that explodes fireworks whenever she gets mad, isn't it?
Actually, I remember her being very reserved until you push her buttons, and then she'll fire fireworks, and so had no reason to go into a fighting stance. I mean, doesn't going in a mean fighting stance defeat the purpose of her fireworks?
Also, I was probably the only kid back then who <i>didn't</i> like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. To reconfirm why I never got into the craze, I managed to get my hands on all the old TMNT cartoons, and figured out that I dislike them even more as an adult than when I simply just didn't care about them when I was young. Man, was I an outcast as a kid or what?
Incidentally, I watched Aladdin again, and I appreciate even more now than when I did when I was a kid. I wish everything was like that.
However, you might like the current show on FoxKids and Cartoon Network. While it isn't allowed to get even close to the "Kill Bill"-level violence of the original Eastman and Laird stories, being that it's aimed at kids, it's still surpirsingly dark, action-packed, and relatively true to the comics (I often wonder how some of the stuff in it gets past FoxKids's fanatically pruddish censors). It's like comparing "The Challenge of the Superfriends" to "Justice League": they're worlds apart.
Oh, and you're all probably wondering how I survived Grant's attack, aren't you. Well... I respawned. Just kill me, turn your back for five minutes, and watch me come back for more.
Come on, I dare ya' ta try it. It's fun.
Aside from the pain...
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Okay, four things. Firstly, it's confession time. I've never read the entirity of Frank Miller's "Batman" stories. It's just that what I've seen I didn't like. At all. Maybe someday I'll read through them in full, but it's not on the top of my list of things to do.
Secondly, "Crisis on Infinate Earths" makes my brain hurt. First they retcon away fifty years of continuity, and then they retcon the retcon. Repeatedly. Endlessly. Argh.
I like Marv Wolfman, I really do. But damn!
It's like the "Interference" story-arc in the "Doctor Who" novels: overlong, over-the-top, and buggers with decades of continuity (and it wasn't even well written, to boot).
Third, I could go on and on about quantum mechanics, but that would only give you guys another reason to dismember me.
And finally, last but not least...
Unshaven, please. When they're shaved they just look weird. Hell, they look nigh-upon creepy. Hairy genetailia are a sign of sexual maturity, and without that, they just doesn't look right on an adult body. And besides, when pubic hair has just dried after being in the shower, it's all fluffy and nice. At least mine is.
Okay, maybe that last bit was a bit too much.
Wait! Put down that bazooka! I'll be good, honest!
Secondly, "Crisis on Infinate Earths" makes my brain hurt. First they retcon away fifty years of continuity, and then they retcon the retcon. Repeatedly. Endlessly. Argh.
I like Marv Wolfman, I really do. But damn!
It's like the "Interference" story-arc in the "Doctor Who" novels: overlong, over-the-top, and buggers with decades of continuity (and it wasn't even well written, to boot).
Third, I could go on and on about quantum mechanics, but that would only give you guys another reason to dismember me.
And finally, last but not least...
Unshaven, please. When they're shaved they just look weird. Hell, they look nigh-upon creepy. Hairy genetailia are a sign of sexual maturity, and without that, they just doesn't look right on an adult body. And besides, when pubic hair has just dried after being in the shower, it's all fluffy and nice. At least mine is.
Okay, maybe that last bit was a bit too much.
Wait! Put down that bazooka! I'll be good, honest!