New Whore on the Block. Goodbye Nights

Baba O'Reily · Post by **Baba O'Reily** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:36 pm

Of course! Any game with a snuff paddle is well worth 50 bucks.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:48 pm

Ninja Gaiden is the best example of the DMC formula, I think largely because it incorporates some interesting, very intricate level design. But it's still Devil May Cry. There has to be another way, I know it.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:08 pm

Project Altered Beast not only rips off DMC's style, apparently it also rips off Resident Evil's storyline.

I don't want a story about soldiers who turn themselves into mutant werewolves to fight an evil corporation's zombies!

I want to play as a homosexual greco-roman God in pink tights! I want to play as Ganymede or Achilies! Not Leon Kennedy with fur.

*sighs*

Segata · Post by **Segata** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:31 pm

Sorry, I had to post this.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:28 pm

Hey Zeta, ever heard of the Cho Aniki series?

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:33 pm

Of course. If only they got rid of all the weird shit and just had a bunch of Japanese men in barely anything floating through space and groping eachother.

What more could anyone ask for?

Post by **Delphine** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:36 pm

Curious, I googled Cho Aniki, and all I have to say is: OMG, WTF, BBQ.

Edit: And then I found this.

<img src="http://dontfeedthewriter.com/11t/gameschoani.gif">

I MUST find a rom of this game...

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:45 pm

It's a series of games. The first one was a shooter on the PCE circa 1992, I think. It had a sequel, then a fighting game on the SNES (which is what that sprite is from), then a PSX version and a PS2 version that came out not that long ago.

I'm sure I have a few of the roms lying around, but I haven't actually played it yet.

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:12 pm

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php

That should explain things nicely to anyone who wants to know about the Cho-Anki series.

Post by **G.Silver** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:22 pm

For your bit of useless trivia for the day, the music composer for the Cho Aniki series, Hayama Koji, contributed the E. Honda theme remix for Capcom's 15th Aniversary Street Fighter Tribute Album.

Post by **Segaholic2** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:40 pm

I have that. *listens*

Dache · Post by **Dache** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:34 pm

You're forgetting the Saturn version.

For some reason, I know at least 3 people who own it.

Protodude · Post by **Protodude** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:30 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:It's a series of games. The first one was a shooter on the PCE circa 1992, I think. It had a sequel, then a fighting game on the SNES (which is what that sprite is from), then a PSX version and a PS2 version that came out not that long ago.

I'm sure I have a few of the roms lying around, but I haven't actually played it yet.

And you know all of this......how? Is there something you're not telling us? Good god, no way in hell Green Gibbon! could be gay...

Zeta · Post by **Zeta** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:38 pm

He does kind of overcompensate, doesn't he?

Neo Yi · Post by **Neo Yi** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:45 pm

And you know all of this......how? Is there something you're not telling us? Good god, no way in hell Green Gibbon! could be gay...

Either that or he secretly enjoys two sweaty, steroid-bound men who probably groups each other as much as he likes boobies.
~neo

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:03 pm

It's raining men, Hallelujah! It's raining men, Ameeen

Wha-what are you guys doing in here?! I told you I'm busy!

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:15 pm

I KNEW IT.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:42 pm

Light Speed wrote:I got it to load. Seems like crap, Naka would go on a rampage if NiGHTS was ever touched again.

And what the fuck is Spong?

Given the way people are talking about the site, it sounds like it's a load of scarab fodder.

However, I do now have the urge to do a fanfic where every member of Sonic Team, past, present, U.G.A., AM2, whatever, team up and beat the shit out of everything.

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*We see a darkened room, looking as though it is part of some kind of bunker. In the center of the room are three men, all Japanese, all wearing hooded robes.*

Naka: It is time, Brother Oshima.

Oshima: Yes, it is time.

*Cut to stock footage of a nuclear bomb going off.*

Iizuka (voice-over): Time to own the world's ass!

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Yes, it would be an orgy of carnage, it would.

EDIT: WOOT! Seventy-fifth post! Not bad for a lurker...

Post by **Delphine** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:47 pm

ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

Post by **Green Gibbon!** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:52 pm

ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

What? I can't hear you way over there!

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:53 pm

You're forgetting the Saturn version.

For some reason, I know at least 3 people who own it.

Make that four people.

Locit · Post by **Locit** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:54 pm

Quote:
ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

What? I can't hear you way over there!

Oh, I went there.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:02 pm

Green Gibbon! wrote:
ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

What? I can't hear you way over there!

Sorry.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:04 pm

Locit wrote:
Quote:
ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

What? I can't hear you way over there!
Oh, I went there.

Thank you, Stewie Griffin.

The Scarlet Scorpion · Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:12 pm

Delphine wrote:ENOUGH WITH THE HUGE ASS BLANK SPACES.

Seriously, though, I'll try to cut down.

I just had to be an ass, at first. I just like having my "Edits" seperate from the rest of the post. It's one of my M.B. quirks, I suppose.

There's NO NEED TO SHOUT!

AND THERE'S EVEN LESS OF A REASON TO USE BOLD-FACED TYPE, AND MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON USING A GIANT FONT SIZE!

There's that assinine urge, again...